AFL Beat 2019 Round 5

This week, That's apparently not a push in the back, That's apparently not a wet man holding another wet man, And apparently Dr. Evil grew a mullet and plays for Carlton. Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 5 Recaps and Highlights The schedule was a bit weird this week with games starting on Australian

AFL Beat 2019 Round 4

This week, A man grabs boobs, not balls, An umpire wears green and points, And a challenge was accepted. Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 4 Recaps and Highlights I've mentioned this before: For some reason, the Sydney Swans play better on the road than at home lately. I don't know why.

A Tradition Like Any Other: Augusta National Can F*** Right Off

Here's a secret: I despise the dipshits who run Augusta National Golf Club. Glad-handing, misogynist dickheads who use the ideas of "tradition" and "the old ways" to actively make their golf tournament as white as possible. IT'S A GOLF TOURNAMENT YOU FUCKING FUCKS. Fuck these people with Satan's chainsaw wang. Yeah,

AFL Beat 2019 Round 3

This week, The number of the beast causes havoc So close yet so far NFL says put him back in! Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 3 Recaps and Highlights We are back again for another exciting week of AFL Footy! For some reason, the AFL loves their Australian Thursday night matchups, which sucks

AFL Beat 2019 Round 2 + AFLW Grand Final

This week, Crows kick ass https://twitter.com/_sjblack/status/1112168865004314624?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1112168865004314624&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwomens.afl%2Fnews%2F17614%2Fcrows-soar-to-flag-in-front-of-record-crowd-but-injury-hits-superstar 53,034 people saw the AFLW Grand Final And are the Lions finally better than their AFLW counterparts? Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 2 Recaps and Highlights We are back again and better than ever! Richmond started off the season with a handy win over Carlton, but it cost

AFL Beat 2019 Round 1 + AFLW Preliminary Finals

This week, Crows kick ass Blues kick ass And Balls gets a new hairstyle Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 1 Recaps and Highlights AFL Footy is finally back! We started off the season with the traditional Richmond-Carlton matchup on Australian Thursday night which turned into late Wednesday night in North America. As expected, the

AFLW Round Seven 2019

This week, Nice guernsey! Those are nice too! and Someone fucked up the high ten Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! AFLW Round 7 Recaps Round 7 began with my Geelong Cats taking on the GWS Giants in Canberra, the Giants' second home. A win would have put the Cats in the finals. As is now usual,

AFL Beat – 2019 AFL Season Preview

AKA, So I wanna pick a team, which one should I pick? Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! The AFL season starts this week and some of you haven't picked a team yet. I can easily understand the difficulties involved in picking a team in a sport you barely understand in

AFLW Round Six 2019

This week, Someone grabs a boob Someone points at their crotch and We continue to stick our tongues out Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! AFLW Round 6 Recaps Round 6 began with my Geelong Cats taking on the Fremantle Dockers at home. A win would put the Cats in the driver's seat for a

AFLW Round Five 2019

This week, We hang out on a fence We are happy again https://twitter.com/taylaharriss/status/1102012852032827392 Tayla Harris has a great sense of humor and We stick our tongues out Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! AFLW Round 5 Recaps Round 5 began with my Geelong Cats taking on the Brisbane Lions in a second consecutive battle of the #2 and

Better Know a Banner Bracket: BOLTMAN Regional

And here we are, the fourth and final of our regional previews. This is the BOLTMAN Regional. OHHHHH YEEEEEEAAHHHHHHHHH! Erhem. Sorry. We all have our femurs intact? Good. Let's go. 1. "[Is] there also a Cripso's on another corner in Compton?" 16. "THESE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS I CALL THEM ROBERT MULDOON, BECAUSE THEY GOT EATEN

Better Know a Banner Bracket: SHAN’KHOR Regional

Welcome to the third day of bracket previews for the first annual [DFO] Banner Tournament, pitting past banners against each other for the glory of the wrath of the Lord. That's a church sign I saw in New Jersey the other day. I don't know if we should be praising