This week, That's apparently not a push in the back, That's apparently not a wet man holding another wet man, And apparently Dr. Evil grew a mullet and plays for Carlton. Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 5 Recaps and Highlights The schedule was a bit weird this week with games starting on Australian
Offseason Events
AFL Beat 2019 Round 4
A Tradition Like Any Other: Augusta National Can F*** Right Off
Here's a secret: I despise the dipshits who run Augusta National Golf Club. Glad-handing, misogynist dickheads who use the ideas of "tradition" and "the old ways" to actively make their golf tournament as white as possible. IT'S A GOLF TOURNAMENT YOU FUCKING FUCKS. Fuck these people with Satan's chainsaw wang. Yeah,
AFL Beat 2019 Round 3
This week, The number of the beast causes havoc So close yet so far NFL says put him back in! Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 3 Recaps and Highlights We are back again for another exciting week of AFL Footy! For some reason, the AFL loves their Australian Thursday night matchups, which sucks
AFL Beat 2019 Round 2 + AFLW Grand Final
This week, Crows kick ass https://twitter.com/_sjblack/status/1112168865004314624?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1112168865004314624&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwomens.afl%2Fnews%2F17614%2Fcrows-soar-to-flag-in-front-of-record-crowd-but-injury-hits-superstar 53,034 people saw the AFLW Grand Final And are the Lions finally better than their AFLW counterparts? Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 2 Recaps and Highlights We are back again and better than ever! Richmond started off the season with a handy win over Carlton, but it cost
AFL Beat 2019 Round 1 + AFLW Preliminary Finals
This week, Crows kick ass Blues kick ass And Balls gets a new hairstyle Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 1 Recaps and Highlights AFL Footy is finally back! We started off the season with the traditional Richmond-Carlton matchup on Australian Thursday night which turned into late Wednesday night in North America. As expected, the
AFLW Round Seven 2019
AFL Beat – 2019 AFL Season Preview
AFLW Round Six 2019
AFLW Round Five 2019
This week, We hang out on a fence We are happy again https://twitter.com/taylaharriss/status/1102012852032827392 Tayla Harris has a great sense of humor and We stick our tongues out Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! AFLW Round 5 Recaps Round 5 began with my Geelong Cats taking on the Brisbane Lions in a second consecutive battle of the #2 and
Better Know a Banner Bracket: BOLTMAN Regional
And here we are, the fourth and final of our regional previews. This is the BOLTMAN Regional. OHHHHH YEEEEEEAAHHHHHHHHH! Erhem. Sorry. We all have our femurs intact? Good. Let's go. 1. "[Is] there also a Cripso's on another corner in Compton?" 16. "THESE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS I CALL THEM ROBERT MULDOON, BECAUSE THEY GOT EATEN