European Euros Said Knock YEEEEEWWW OUT!

That's right, fuckos.  It's nut-cuttin' time.  Perhaps we shall get extra time and/or pennos to add to the suspense.  It's been a fun tournament, so hopes are high. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vimZj8HW0Kg But remember, kids, never ever have hope. Wales v. Denmark - in Amsterdam (Noon, ESPN) Emotional favoUrites Denmark get kinda sorta home pitch for this?  Seems

AFL Beat 2021 AFL Week 14

The byes are finally completed! We are now going into the final stretch of the season! Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Let's see what happened this week. *** AFL 2021 Season Week 14 Recaps Geelong Cats 83 - 78 Western Bulldogs What a finish! Just skip to the end. Trust me.

AFL Beat 2021 AFL Week 13

Tis the second week of byes and the second week that no games are held in Melbourne. Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Let's see what happened this week. *** AFL 2021 Season Week 13 Recaps Port Adelaide 91 - 112 Geelong Cats This was a huge test for the Cats and they passed

Better Than You, Swarthie: Argentina Preview – Copa América 2020 (In 2021!)

Some Hispanic folks will try to out-white anyone by pointing to European lineage, paleness, or micropenis. The President of Argentina volunteered anecdotal evidence. Last Wednesday, el presidente Alberto Fernández received a state visit, in Buenos Aires, from the Prime Minister of Spain. Fernández was getting  smarmy with a colleague from la

The DFO EURO 2020 (IN 2021!) Preview: SCOTLAND!!!!!!!

This is really a big deal in Scotland, so for this one there will be two of us. Fellow Scottish Canadian BeerguyRob will join me, since he wrote the Scotland preview for their non-appearance in 2016. Sorry about him - he tends to get a bit nationalistic those rare times the

The DFO Euro 2020 (in 2021!) Preview: Ukraine

We’re on the verge of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have: Copa AméricaEuro 2020Concacaf Gold CupTokyo Olympic Games And it all starts on June 11, 2021 with the European Soccer (Football) championships aka Euro 2020! Yes, it is 2021 but they decided to keep the name, ok? From now until the tourney

La DFO Copa América 2021 Avance: Bolivia

¡Hola Commentistas! We're on the verge of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have: Copa América (being held on time; being held in a different host country) Euro 2020 (one year late; more countries) CONCACAF Gold Cup (one week late; same country) Tokyo Olympic Games (one year late; same country) And

AFL Beat 2021 AFL Week 12

Tis the first week of byes and the second week of Indigenous guernseys! Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Let's see what happened this week. *** AFL 2021 Season Week 12 Recaps Melbourne Demons 97 - 75 Brisbane Lions For COVID reasons, this game was moved to Sydney but that didn't faze the Demons as