Euros Euros Everywhere Saturday

King Hippo - June 22, 2024June 21, 2024

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Are y'all enjoying the concurrence of TWO Euros in the same June/July? Hippo sure enough is, even if (as usual) the teams I would like to do well are mostly...uh, not. But Spain looks really good and fun, plus my prediction of the Krauts faceplanting....YEESH. They showed up as the hyper-efficient

Sexy Friday – 20240621

Mr. Ayo - June 21, 2024June 21, 2024

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TGIF! We're balls deep in footy and ice footy finals. Let's get straight to it! Survival - Personal Edition Heading out to the bar this evening? Here's a fun little game to get some free beers. I'm not responsible for any black eyes. Identify a group of bros drinking together. You want

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: With Bated Breath…

Senor Weaselo - June 19, 2024June 19, 2024

Definitely not that bated, heads out of the gutter. South American (and also Canada, Mexico, Jamaica, Costa Rica, Panama and the U.S.) Euros start tomorrow night, for nightcap footy! Honestly, if they did a full Americas tourney, I'd figure make it 32 teams, not 16. Wait, there are only 10 teams

Heavy, Heavy Fuel : Tuesday Open Thread

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - June 18, 2024June 18, 2024

My life makes perfect sense Lust and food and violence Dire Straits, Heavy Fuel I was born during a snowstorm. I grew up walking through canyons of ice so deep I could not see over, left behind when our neighbor would carve a trench down the sidewalk of our block with his snowblower

Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 16: The Euro Has Started!!

ballsofsteelandfury - June 15, 2024June 15, 2024

Germany scored 6 goals in their opening match against Scotland on Friday. Charitably, one counted for Scotland, so that was a 5-1 thrashing, giving Germany its biggest ever victory in the European Championships and Scotland its biggest loss Today's games were Hungary v Switzerland, Spain v Croatia, and Italy v

Sexy Friday – 20240614

Mr. Ayo - June 14, 2024June 13, 2024

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TGIF! Hope everyone is enjoying sweeps week on the ice and hardwood. But this is actually a great outcome because we can now focus on the Euros and Copa America for some titillating 0-0, or even more exciting 1-1 ties. I kid, i kid. That won't happen until the knockout

Your Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread

scotchnaut - June 13, 2024June 13, 2024

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This one is short and sweet folks-wifey is going under the knife tomorrow morning. [Wags finger] Nuh Uh: The Falcons were a wee bit too eager and Cousins was a bit too forthcoming about his wooing and now Atlanta is down a draft pick. No one saw this coming a kilometer away. The

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Romania Euro ’24 Edition

Senor Weaselo - June 12, 2024June 12, 2024

Reminders of stuff from 2020: Country: RomaniaFooty team colloquials: Tricolorii (The Tricolors)DFO (probable) colloquials: Draculs, Impalers, please not the Ceausescus because fuck that guy, and the Securitate, and Gheorgiu-Dej.Kits: Home and awayFIFA Ranking: 46 (23rd in UEFA)Best World Cup result: Quarterfinals (1994) (including a win in the Round of 16 over

Elaborate Ways of Getting Kicked In The Dick – England at the 2024 Euros (A Tuesday Night Open Thread)

The Maestro - June 11, 2024June 11, 2024

I am ready to get hurt again. I mean it. There's nothing this team can do to me anymore to make me feel pain. I have seen absolutely everything go wrong for England's national football team in increasingly more aggravating, painful, and confounding ways over these last several decades. I have no

Monday Night Thread – the Carpenteering

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ArmedandHammered - June 10, 2024

Ok, so I fell asleep and did not get the post done in time, I really need to be a bit more proactive and work ahead on my posts. **Fuck no, I know myself well enough to know that will never happen. And to be honest I am feeling a

Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 15

ballsofsteelandfury - June 8, 2024June 7, 2024

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I really need to find a picture of Marika either playing golf or wearing a golf outfit. I am playing in my club's championship tourney this weekend. It's a two day event, so when this posts I will have finished the first 18. Hopefully, I did well. I'll let

Sexy Friday – 20240607

Mr. Ayo - June 7, 2024June 7, 2024

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TGIF! Can't the NBA and NHL just get along and alternate days of playing their finals? Having nothing today is just brutal, although I have enough freezer vodka to comfort me. Survival - Personal Edition Let's talk about squirrels. Specifically, how to clean and cook one. Wait, hear me out! Or not,