ELECTRIC EXODUS – The Final Showdown

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - January 12, 2017January 12, 2017

SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA - DOWNTOWN - DAY BREAK BOLTMAN: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN BOLTMAN'S DOMAIN. THE FAITHFUL CHARGED ONES MEANDER ABOUT THEIR PITIFUL, MORTAL LIVES AS ANOTHER LONG OFFSEASON BEGINS. BUT BOLTMAN MUST NOT WAIVER! [Shreds an air guitar solo] IT IS UP TO HIM TO ONCE AGAIN LEAD HIS LEGION

The Last Yard

entropy - October 31, 2016October 31, 2016

The Last Yard - Spooky NFL Halloween Stories, 2016 We are at an unknown and unrecognizable football field, shrouded in mist, and the sun is setting, but there seems to be a piece of a sign that reads a barely legible "--HITA" over one of the locker room tunnels. It's a

The Carolina Panthers Bye Week Special

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 25, 2016October 25, 2016

And by "special", I do mean "short bus" special. Let's get this straight right now, I am not a Panthers' fan. So I really don't have a horse in this race. If they never win another game, my only reason to care is that I'll have to hear about it from

Your “WOOO – LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!!11!1!” Thursday Open Thread

Beerguyrob - June 16, 2016June 16, 2016

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NFL Natterings: The Ravens have released Eugene Monroe. The Ravens say it's for football reasons; Monroe says it's due to his advocacy for medical cannabis. He'll probably be a Seahawk by Monday, where he can enjoy all the Mary Jane he wants. CJ Anderson wants to remind people Mark Sanchez

I’ll miss Andrew Siciliano most of all

ballsofsteelandfury - March 30, 2016March 29, 2016

I did it. I finally did it. I called Directv up and told them not to renew my NFL Sunday Ticket subscription. This was the last holdout. The last bit of money that I was contributing to the NFL's coffers is now no more. And you know why I held out

Request Line: I’m Outta Here with Cam Newton

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - February 12, 2016February 10, 2016

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SWING SHIFT DISK JOCKEY: ...and closing things out with "Crimson and Clover" by Tommy James and the Shondells. That's it for me for today, folks. We've got a special treat coming up in the next hour, Super Bowl, um, participant Cam Newton will be taking over to take your requests and

Fan Free Agency

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - January 13, 2016January 12, 2016

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As many of you know, I am the founder and proprietor of this particular dick joke and football blog. I am also a man without a country, NFL fandom-wise. Not all of you know, but I'm a born-and-bred St. Louisian, so today's news hits me HARD. I've now had two