Sexy Friday – 20230601

Mr. Ayo - June 2, 2023June 2, 2023

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TGIF! Welcome to the wonderful world of June. I'm getting my NASCAR on today, so let's get to it. Survival - Personal Edition Every lose your car keys? Of course you have! Here's how to hot wire a car. For newer cars, just buy a device that steals transmitter codes and enjoy

How did We Do? Morning Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - May 31, 2023May 30, 2023

I like to check back at the end of the EPL season to see how well we did at predicting stuff. Call it an accountability thing or call it a competitive thing. Either way, here is a handy dandy table showing the final results plus how we predicted them: ACTUALHippo LitreBallsMan

It’s No Good to say Goodbye: Part 6

ballsofsteelandfury - May 30, 2023May 16, 2023

We had been on the road for a couple of hours when I farted. "Really?" "Sorry. I guess I overdid it yesterday with the tapas." "Dude!" It was pretty bad, I had to admit. We had started off hesitantly, not sure if we could trust each other. After an hour of talking shop, we reached

Balls Magazine Volume 16 and Saturday Night Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - May 27, 2023May 28, 2023

As you may have noticed, I have been lax in publishing new episodes of Balls Magazine. That's not to say that I haven't been playing golf. I have. I've just been playing really shitty golf. To wit, here are my results from my last three rounds: 107 at Santa Anita Golf

Sexy Friday – 20230526

Mr. Ayo - May 26, 2023May 26, 2023

TGIF! Long weekend ahead and it's Friday, so I'm going to make this short and sweet. Survival - Personal Edition Let's imagine future you next winter is stuck on a snowy mountain and need shelter. Let's build a trench! Plan the trench. Make sure the opening to at a right angle to

It’s No Good to say Goodbye: Part 5

ballsofsteelandfury - May 23, 2023May 16, 2023

"So much for moving on to Part 3", I told the empty room. I then proceeded to empty out my vocabulary of curse words in both English and Spanish. I might have thrown some French in there for good measure. Was the lawyer THAT connected that he instantly got someone to

Dear Diary: I Am Still Unemployed

The Brain Dump

Alex_Demote - May 22, 2023May 22, 2023

Refusing the urge to call myself "funemployed" took more energy than you might think. Truthfully I'm oscillating between feeling the most fulfilled I've ever felt in my life, to lying on the floor with no pants on, desperately wishing to fall asleep so I don't have to be conscious for

Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. American Idioms or Phrases that use the F word

ballsofsteelandfury - May 20, 2023May 11, 2023

Tonight's post category again comes from my dirty dirty dirty mouth. As I mentioned last weekend, one cannot call oneself an American if one cannot use the word "fuck" in at least 25 different ways. We all have our different and preferred ways of using the word. The defining thing

Sexy Friday – 20230519

Mr. Ayo - May 19, 2023May 17, 2023

TGIF! Couple of great news items from this week: 1) There will be no more forced releasing of a certain sea creature here for several months. 2) Your famous weekly advice column will continue despite the temporary cessation of regular sea creature releasing. But enough of that, let's get ready

It’s No Good to say Goodbye: Part 4

ballsofsteelandfury - May 16, 2023April 22, 2023

I looked up to see Sally staring down at me. She had the same expression on her face as I had seen in the Jet Blue Baggage Claim. "Can I take a leak first? I can't really escape now, can I?" She nodded and I got up to go to the bathroom

Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. American Idioms or Phrases that use the S word

ballsofsteelandfury - May 13, 2023May 3, 2023

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Tonight's post category comes from my dirty dirty dirty mouth. One cannot call oneself an American if one cannot use the word "shit" in at least 25 different ways. This article does a good job of displaying the fun dexterity of the word. We all have our different and preferred

Sexy Friday – 20230512

Mr. Ayo - May 12, 2023May 12, 2023

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TGIF! Hope everyone has taken the time to peruse your team's schedule and count those wins and losses. Just kidding, there's still real playoffs happening right now. Survival - Personal Edition Well now you've done it. Done what exactly? Who knows? Ok, well your partner does and they're not happy. Let's work