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Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 4
Balls stared out the window of his office in one of high-rise buildings in DTLA. It was mid-morning, and, for some reason, the marine…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-4
Another golf double-header for me this weekend. I played in a tournament today and I’ve got another one tomorrow. Today’s tourney was a standard…
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Sexy Friday – 20250125
TGIF! Hope everyone is recovering well from the hockey fever. After all, the NHL regular season resumes tomorrow. Well, except for McAvoy and one…
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Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 3
Lady Balls and Balls woke up the next morning slightly tired. They had stayed up late trying to figure out one good deed that…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-3
It is a three day weekend for a lot of us in North America. Yesterday was St. Valentine’s Day, which means that today you’re…
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Sexy Friday – 20250214
TGIF! It’s Valentines Day, what are you doing here? No matter, things get better after that because some of us have a 3 day…
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It’s Thursday Already? Carpenter Afternoon Hang-Out
Maybe it’s just me, but the week immediately after the Superb Owl always tend to drag a little. There’s almost a sense of dread,…
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Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 2
“So, you can just pick any woman and inhabit her body?” “Only for a few minutes at a time.” Balls thought about it for…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-2
It is Superb Owl Eve and throughout the DFO clubhouse not a creature is stirring because they’re all taking a nap prior to getting…
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Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 1
The 11th hole at Los Verdes is a 305-yard Par 4 from the Blues that goes downhill and plays much shorter than it looks. …