HARF HARF WHAT’S (VERY) OLD IS… OLD AGAIN: YOUR 2021 YINZBURGH STILLERS WHO KNOWS

WCS - August 9, 2021August 8, 2021

December 2, 2020 Stillers: 19 Ratbirds: 14 The Stillers were 11-0, the longest undefeated streak to open a season in franchise history, and the only team without a loss left in THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE. The Yinzers weren't exactly the '85 Bears, but, were finding ways to win and win and

Tuesday nights open threads

Game Time Decision - January 19, 2021January 19, 2021

What up all? As always, I hope you're as well as can be considering all the shit going on in the world these days. I try to stay away from politics, but only one more sleep until there's a new president, so that's a plus, i think. I'm hoping it's

It’s only Tuesday open thread?

Game Time Decision - January 5, 2021January 5, 2021

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Hey all, hope you're well and sticking to whatever resolutions you made. I plan to start to eat less crap and just less in general. We also started a new budgeting thingy, so want to continue with that as well, with the hopes of someday retiring with moar than a

2020 Quotables – Week 6 (Results)

blaxabbath - October 23, 2020October 22, 2020

SCENE: Interior, the DFO Clubhouse. The floor is littered with empty beer bottles, the walls are covered in Iguana Mart posters, and the couch is...sticky. BeerGuyRob: So today's the day, huh? HoratioCornblower: What are you talking about? Is Geno Auriemma finally coming to visit? BallsofSteelandFury: Didn't you read blax's Quotables submissions page this

HOLY HELL MAJOR CHAMPIONSHIP GOLF IS BACK… Your Thursday PGA Championship slash afternoon open thread

WCS - August 6, 2020August 6, 2020

Hawkey is back, the NBA is back (I think?), based ball is sort-of back who knows, football... again, who knows. All of that stated, golf has been back for six weeks. Granted, there aren't any galleries, so, it's been a bit strange, but, I'll take what I can get at

What Day Is It Today? Thursday? Evening Open Thread

Open Threads

BrettFavresColonoscopy - January 2, 2020January 2, 2020

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Oh, hi there. As you've likely noted, BrewHombreRoy is off looking for clues in a series of brutal hobo murders. For those of you that don't know me, I'm BrettFavresColonoscopy, I lackadaisically write the DFO mailbag, and I'm filling in just for tonight. I insert a lot of extraneous links

Your Yinzer Injury Report 2019

WCS - October 18, 2019

Oh, I’m told this the Bye Week update? Screw that, title still stands. THE BENS TEEM HAS LOTS OF OWIES IN ALL OVER BODYSPOT This team had serious question marks to start this season, and like 908% of the offense has gotten hurt since the opening kick-off to start the season. 2-4

Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag #15

BrettFavresColonoscopy - September 19, 2019September 19, 2019

The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we extend our mission beyond football to the rest of life’s broad and multi-chromatic palette. The NFL off-season is OVER and the regular season is under way for

What Kind of Circus Features Kickers? Your 2019 Chicago Bears Preview

BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 27, 2019August 27, 2019

Awesome Photoshop courtesy of Low Commander of the Super Soldiers Ah, the NFL offseason, always filled with optimism, Dan Snyderschadenfraude, and this year, a veritable Who's That? of placekickers taking a ride on the Chicago Bears carousel. Do you remember how last season ended? I wonder if anyone in Chicago has? Let's take a

Your 2019 Stillers Preview

WCS - August 12, 2019August 12, 2019

I'm supposed to preview the 2019 Steelers. Let me start with this: This entire division makes less sense than Drumpf's cabinet. People are talking about the Browns to be good? I trust (hashtag The Pauls) to be successful less than I trust Charlie Kelly can read. Our dear friend Redshirt let us

Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag #14

BrettFavresColonoscopy - July 16, 2019July 14, 2019

The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we extend our mission beyond football to the rest of life’s broad and multi-chromatic palette. While the NFL season is over until THE SHIELD cranks up the bullshit

Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag Lucky #13

BrettFavresColonoscopy - June 25, 2019June 22, 2019

The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we extend our mission beyond football to the rest of life’s broad and multi-chromatic palette. While the NFL season is over and THE SHIELD has just barely started