[Marcus Mariota walks alone through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, California. He seems to have a confused look on his face, as he sits down on a park bench in front of a small pond. A few ducks swim by. One stops and stares at him.] Marcus: Will you be
Tag: How Does This Jerk-Off Get A Job
Go West, Young Chip
Wellllllll.... this should be interesting... Charles E. "Chip" Kelly has accepted the position of head coach of the Santa Clara San Francisco 49ers. I mean, when your team president and noted thin-skinned dickbag Jed York couldn't get along with noted successful sociopath and discount khaki enthusiast Jim Harbaugh, it's a brilliant idea to
Six Years? Six Damn Years.
Somebody’s Gotta Do It
Christmas Eve Afternoon Waste of Our Time
And now, down to the field…
I felt inspired by yesterday's post by Monty about the absolutely horrific announcing teams we are subjected to each week and so I decided to do a visual essay of the eye-candy the networks stick on the sidelines to get meaningless halftime reports, meaningless injury updates, and meaningless suppositions about what
DFO, money comes in
Two of us made ballsy picks while the other two sat on the sidelines and enjoyed their Thanksgiving. Who has two thumbs and was the idiot of the bunch? Balls of Steel First off, YOU ARE FUCKING WELCOME! Yes, I picked the Pats to win and they ended up losing to the
2015 Pittsburgh Stillers Bye Week Injury Report
STILLERS BYE WEEK RECAP WCS: 6-4 and in the Wild Card position. Not too bad considering the Stillers look more like a triage unit during an outbreak of EbolaAIDS. /DeAngelo Williams' ankle explodes The Stillers have started four kickers since the preseason, three quarterbacks, lost All-Pro center and Aaron Hernandez Fan Club president
TURDSDAY NIGHT FOOT FETISH
I WOULD LIKE A SELFIE
“I Would Like A Selfie” For context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7xWw-_VIy0&ab_channel=JASONSCARYSTORYS Outside of a small town in Central Texas was a supposed haunted house. This house was surrounded by a relatively thick woods, and had been abandoned for untold years. Local children had learned legends of how every night, a severed head would fall down its decrepit chimney. A