25 Questions About….

ballsofsteelandfury - June 24, 2019June 21, 2019

This: Today's topic comes to us courtesy of our own Litre_cola, who shared the above advertisement in the backroom and got my wheels spinning. As you know by now, I've got... questions. What's "gst"?Is it weird that that's the first question I asked?Should I update my wardrobe to add more black shirts, white

Your Middle of the Night The Cure Live Disintegration Show from Sydney Live Blog

ballsofsteelandfury - May 30, 2019May 30, 2019

Kyle Broflovski was right: For those of you that don't know, The Cure has been in Australia playing their album "Disintegration" from beginning to end as part of the 30th anniversary of its release. Since they don't want to play the same show EVERY place they visit this year, they are live-streaming

The 500s past the 500 mark. That means at least 3 things.

ballsofsteelandfury - November 6, 2018November 4, 2018

The 500s, officially known as the Houston Texans, are winning at an over .500 pace. Their record past the halfway (.500!) mark is either 5-4 or 6-3 depending on what happened when Demaryius Thomas met his ex-girlfriend. (Update: he didn't quite do as too many NFL players do in an elevator

Please Gamble Responsibly

ballsofsteelandfury - September 12, 2018September 7, 2018

On Labour Day Weekend, my lazy Saturday started with a vigorous masturbation session and only got better from there. On Hippo's JV Footy Open Thread, https://www.doorfliesopen.com/2018/09/01/jv-nfl-2018-kickoff-posting/ he encouraged us commentists to spice up our game-watching activities by making some wagers. Redshirt and I stepped up as UCLA and Cincinnati were playing each other at

Welcome New Commentists! Or, I have to do what now?

ballsofsteelandfury - September 6, 2018August 31, 2018

Hello new person! Last year, tWBS drew the short straw and did the introductory post to any of you that are just now discovering our little corner of the world. BTW, DFO is ranked in the 400,000s in terms of websites around the world, so that's... something! We do know we

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: World Cuisines. Ethiopia!

yeah right - March 18, 2018March 16, 2018

Good morning folks! Hope your brackets are alive and well, if not I hope your liquor cabinet is well stocked. I can pretty safely guarantee that after reading the title of today's edition of Sunday Gravy you had one of two reactions. A) - Holy shit, this is going to be

TGISF… Let’s Get Dolled Up Tonight!!!!

theeWeeBabySeamus - January 26, 2018January 26, 2018

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It's been "interesting" around DFO this week. Now that we're transitioning into the offseason, everyone seems like they're in a rather weird mood. King Hippo was a little pissed off earlier this week, as were a lot of us. Though our resident Iggles and P*ts fans (you jerks know who you

Your “Dogfart Invades Europe 2” for Best Foreign Non-Feature AVN Awards Show Nominees

ballsofsteelandfury - January 24, 2018January 23, 2018

In the same general purple pulsating vein as Make it Snow's Oscars nominees preview, I present to you this year's nominees for the AVN Awards. The winners will be announced this weekend at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada at a gala you can still buy tickets

Let’s Take a Field Trip!

BrettFavresColonoscopy - January 3, 2018January 2, 2018

Banner image via some random ass site Scene: A large industrial footprint that, come on, you can read the banner image, right? Clearly we're at a recycling facility. Let's say it's north of New York for proximity to the NFL offices and because where exactly doesn't matter. It's fiction, just suspend

25 Questions About….

ballsofsteelandfury - October 24, 2017October 23, 2017

This Actually, it's really about this Allow me to explain. Around the DFO water cooler, Litre_ cola suggested that we rename the Houston Texans. We did this already with The Washington Redacteds and it makes sense to me since Deshaun Watson has proven to be really good and may actually push the