Tag: Rated S for Sexy

Sexy Friday – 20240927

Mr. Ayo -
188

TGIF! Unless you're in the path of Helene. Then hope you're staying safe by taking advantage of those free flights to Istanbul they seem to be handing out. Survival - Personal Edition Let's learn some sword fighting. No, actual swords, like an epee or foil in fencing, weirdo. Ready Position At rest you

Sexy Friday – 20240920

Mr. Ayo -
105

TGIF! Please delete all posts and accounts you have on porn sites or porn forum sites. Just stay here and post normal stuff. Even though this a Sexy Friday, that doesn't make it off limits. Survival - Personal Edition Let's create a pit oven. That's right, a proper ground oven.  This is

Sexy Friday – 20240913

Mr. Ayo -
153

TGIF! Try not to eat any pets no matter where you are. Also, welcome back footy! Set those alarms and get your Peacock credentials ready. Survival - Personal Edition In today's edition, you've made some terrible life choices and are now near two cats. Not only that, but these two cats are

Sexy Friday – 20240906

Mr. Ayo -
387

TGIF! Just got back from Canada this week. Visited lovely Oliver, BC to spend a few days racing around the Area 27 race track. Lovely track to drive if you get the chance. Anyway, the most baffling part was getting gas. Get this, when prepaying the pumps ask for the

Sexy Friday – 20240830

Mr. Ayo -
78

TGIF! You made it ! Welcome to the long weekend. Full of so much footy you'll need three (3) screens to watch it all live! JV footy (OK vs Temple on ESPN now!), Lesser Footy, F1 at Monza, La Vuelta, the TOUR Championship, US Open (tennis variety), NASCAR, and a

Sexy Friday – 20240823

Mr. Ayo -
95

TGIF! What a weekend to be alive! JV football is back! F1 is back! Footy is still back! Vuelta a Espana is in full swing! It's that time of year where you really need to commit to the 2 screen experience. Survival - Personal Edition As we ramp up for the football

Sexy Friday – 20240816

Mr. Ayo -
82

TGIF! Lesser footy is back! Time to dig out your Hippo translator for the season. So long, MLB, I'll see you in the postseason if the 🔱 Ups! (Mariners) make it. I'd check in on them today but the game is on Apple TV+, so hard pass even though Olivia

Sexy Friday – 20240809

Mr. Ayo -
89

TGIF! When one door closes (Olympics ending) another opens (NFL is back). That's great scheduling hustle by the sports world. Also, only 60 more days until I can once again Release The Kraken! Not to brag, but this is my 100th Sexy Friday post! I'm currently accepting applications for apprentices to

Sexy Friday – 20240802

Mr. Ayo -
95

TGIF! What a doozy of a weekend it is here: Seafair! You've got boats, you've got the Blue Angels, you've got hydroplane boat races, you've got water, and you've got a sunburn! I'll enjoy watching it on TV. Survival - Personal Edition For all you parents out there, let's go over the

Sexy Friday – 20240726

Mr. Ayo -
88

TGIF! The Olympics are BACK! Ok, so today is just the opening ceremonies, but tomorrow everything gets going for real. Next time they need to add couch activities so JD Vance has something to do. Survival - Personal Edition The stuff of nightmares, this one. You're at the wedding, all decked out

Sexy Friday – 20240719

Mr. Ayo -
96

TGIF! After last week's post my algorithm has been feeding me lots of bamboo information. Didn't realize BIG BAMBOO had such an active marketing department. Anyway, sports are back! The Open, Tour De France, and baseball. Ok, well kind of back. Survival - Personal Edition Speaking of The Open, let's say you

Sexy Friday – 20240712

Mr. Ayo -
120

TGIF! There's nothing on today, unless you're a sicko like me watching the Frenchy bike race replay. I had to get it in early because the power company has decided I won't have any after 9pm BCT today. Fortunately, the vodka is frozen, and the kindle is charged. Survival - Personal