Your Friday Night Open Thread

scotchnaut - December 18, 2015

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[looks at past work week in rear view mirror] So glad that's behind me. Friday night feels like all kinds of Bloody Mary, Pinot, Scotch and Mill St. Lager all mixed together in my tum-tum-tummy. Games-wise NHL-wise we've got Bos/Pit, TB/Was, SJ/Ott and the Rangers on the ice tonight. Also,

Sexy Friday Brings Sunshine to the Winter Solstice

Martin - December 18, 2015November 4, 2015

Monday the 21st is the shortest day and the longest night of the year. The darkest before the coming dawn. So it's only fitting that we celebrate with a MNF game of the Detroit Lions visiting New Orleans to play the Saints. BUT DAWN IS COMING! Once we pass this hump, we

There’s Always Next Year, Home Stretch Review, Part Two

DFOing Good

His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly - December 18, 2015

Today we are reviewing the teams in the AFC that have either no or a remote chance of making the postseason. AFC East Buffalo Bills, Current Record: 6-7; Point Differential: +15; /whistle on Buffalo, 15 yard penalty, loss of down. 2nd most penalties in the NFL. Buffalo has had a very up and

Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

The Maestro - December 18, 2015December 18, 2015

Star Wars is out today. I AM READY TO SHIT MY DICK. I rewatched the original trilogy all this week to get myself hyped. (Obviously not the new ones though. I may be younger than some of you all, but I'm not a dumbass. At least, not a gigantic one.)

A 12’s In Search of Answers

Life as We Know It

blaxabbath - December 18, 2015December 18, 2015

Bee Bee Bah Bah Do Dah Dee Dee Dada Duhduhduh Q: With the St Louis Rams (6-8) defeating the Tampa Bay Buccaneers on Thursday Night Football, are my Seattle Seahawks (8-5) a lock for the playoffs? A: Not quite yet. Like this cookie, there is a little more left to do. Yum. Cookies are

Donald Trump Gets A Friendly Call

makeitsnowondem - December 18, 2015December 18, 2015

A phone rings in a spacious, luxurious apartment in Trump Tower. A large, dead caterpillar perched atop a molding orange answers.                                                                                

Under The Moosemas Tree (A HRTN Holiday Special, Part 3)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - December 18, 2015December 18, 2015

Narrator: Welcome back to the Under the Moosemas Tree Holiday Special, brought to you by Vodka. When in doubt, pick Vodka. The scene: The DFO clubhouse. While WCS and Sill Bimmons hang lights on the Moosemas tree, Future Moose and Doktor Zymm lean Darkest Timeline Zach Morris, who is still under

Your Thursday Night Bucs/Rams Let’s Just Hang Out Thread

scotchnaut - December 17, 2015December 17, 2015

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TB @ StL: Wow-it's come to this. I can't think of a single person that would be interested in this game. Okay, maybe one booze-soaked IT guy that has some vague connection to this site but otherwise this is yet another production from Roger Goodell Points And Laughs At You-An NFL

There’s Always Next Year, Home Stretch Review, Part 1

DFOing Good

His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly - December 17, 2015December 17, 2015

Once again we are nearing the closing stages of the NFL regular season. Teams are either playing for playoff seeding, charging like mad to make the playoffs, or merely looking to end a disappointing year. This post is dedicated to the last group and the weaker members of the second

The Night Ninjas Attacked the Star Wars Nerds

MikeWallaceAndGromit - December 17, 2015December 17, 2015

With the tantalizingly imminent release of Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens and the knowledge that there are several fellow nerds salivating over the occasion, I figured why not make a completely non-football related post about it? Share a fond Star Wars memory, tell us why you hate it,

And now, down to the field…

ballsofsteelandfury - December 17, 2015December 16, 2015

I felt inspired by yesterday's post by Monty about the absolutely horrific announcing teams we are subjected to each week and so I decided to do a visual essay of the eye-candy the networks stick on the sidelines to get meaningless halftime reports, meaningless injury updates, and meaningless suppositions about what

DFO, money comes in

ballsofsteelandfury - December 17, 2015December 16, 2015

My cunning plan went exactly as well as Blackadder's do, so I am down to 50% of the original stakes at an even $100. On the other side of the ledger, WhyEaglesWhy is almost $100 up getting really close to the $300 mark. King Hippo had a monster perfect week