Your “Holy Crap! For Real?!” Friday Open Thread

Beerguyrob - March 11, 2016

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*deep breath* ... ... Peyton Manning retired............Brock Ostweiler signed with the Oilers Texans..........and somehow that became MARK SANCHEZ HAS SIGNED WITH THE BRONCOS! At least it wasn't Tebow. Opinions may vary. To the games! (all times eastern) NHL: (5 games total) Flyers @ Lightning - 7:30 Ducks @ Blues - 8:00 Blackhawks @ Stars - 8:30 NBA: (10 games total) Rockets @

This Week In Violence! Presents Calcio Storico

The Maestro - March 11, 2016March 11, 2016

Ah, Italy. A country of romance, wine, food, art, history, and culture! Such a refined, sophisticated place to live. Why on earth would such a place have a need for such silly, brutish things as competitive sports, right? Well, turns out that not only do they do all those previously-mentioned things

DFO Request Line – Travelin’ Music

DFO radio

entropy - March 11, 2016March 11, 2016

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Interior, San Francisco Police Department precinct house. In the hall outside an interview room, two officers stand looking through the two-way glass at a figure seated inside. Officer: Look, all I know is, the crazy bastard kept asking people up and down the street for a "nickel note" so he could

When DFO Met Peyton

DFOing Good

The Commentist Party - March 11, 2016March 12, 2016

The Maestro I’ll never forget the time I was walking home from school when I saw Peyton Manning. It was right around the time when he’d just been drafted by Indy. But curiously, the Peyton I saw that day was dressed all in black, with hooded robes over his head and

Is this a Catch?

Is this a Catch?

MikeWallaceAndGromit - March 11, 2016March 10, 2016

Free agency has exploded with the force of a thousand overpaid contracts, but there's one newcomer to the league that hit the scene as an undrafted free agent this week. And what a debut it was, with an incredible catch. OR WAS IT? It's up to us, Commentist Party. Is this

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 25)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - March 11, 2016March 11, 2016

The scene: The highway to Las Vegas. Doktor Zymm is driving and Moosemas Gorilla is taking up the backseat, Horatio on his shoulder. Otto's Brain is on the passenger side, strapped into a child's car seat. Otto's Brain: This is humiliating. Doktor Zymm: It ist zo you do not roll around

Your “Sleep While You Can” Thursday Night Open Thread

Beerguyrob - March 10, 2016

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A new day brings new Free Agency news. Let’s unwrap this fish and see what’s happened today: In what nfl.com calls "Heath Relief" (ugh), the Steelers signed former Charger Ladarius Green. Mohamed Sanu has switched from the Red Rifle to Matty Ice. Ryan Fitzpatrick is actually playing hardball with the Jets? I’m guessing

CrimeBeat!: Meth-Smoking Clown Arrested at Waffle House

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - March 10, 2016March 10, 2016

Welcome again, imaginary Internet friends! Ohhh men. MEN! The offseason blotter is finally heating up, and CrimeBeat! is here with as many of the sphincter-clenching reality-bombs about the men behind the game we love as I feel like typing about while avoiding work. Joseph Randle got arrested again, but it

Meanwhile at the Factory of Sadness: UPDATES!

laserguru - March 10, 2016March 12, 2016

After the first full day of free agency, and what a whirlwind it was, fans of the Cleveland Browns sat back today to examine the stockpile of riches that the team brought forth during the early stages of free agency. Following an offseason that saw the Browns front office put together

Thursday “Dry Run For Next Week” Playing Hooky to Watch Basketball Open Thread

King Hippo - March 10, 2016March 10, 2016

DO BETTER, Pitt.

Your “OMG OMG OMG” Free Agency Wednesday Open Thread

Beerguyrob - March 9, 2016March 9, 2016

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Day 2 of Free Agency. Let’s see what unfolded laundry highlights today: Doug Martin signed for 5 years to stay with Tampa. Well, the Eagles-Dolphins trade was off this morning, but is now apparently back on. The Eagles will move up to the 8 spot, and the Dolphins will go down to

Free Agency Hysteria!

laserguru - March 9, 2016March 9, 2016

Holy hell free agency has taken off like a rocket. I'm fake Adam Schefter to bring you the latest on the NFL free agency front. The deal sending Byron Maxwell and Kiko Alonso to the Dolphins for a swap of 1st round picks is back on now that Dolphins management has agreed