Greetings early risers! Your lesser footy preview!

Greetings early risers! Coffee? Check. Morning wake and bake? It is Saturday. Check. JV Footy? Nope. Lesser footy? Check.   We gather here today for lesser footy only as JV footy has ended until bowl season and that schedule is spread out for a month or so. Normally King Hippo is your Saturday morning correspondent

Your half-assed completely biased Premier League preview Part 2 and Saturday open thread?

We are back after quite the week 1 where there were some happy moments and as usual some real angry moments. So Huddersfield town looked good eh? Won't last. Chelsea lost which made me overjoyed, and Everton won which made Hippo happy. I will delay no further unless the boss

Your not informed, completely biased EPL preview part 1 and Saturday open thread?

As teh real football is about to start. HOWEVAH we have the lesser footy starting as well which I know doesn't concern many of you but perhaps if your small humans have you up early on Saturday mornings you will need to know all of this! Just like last year

We aren’t in Le-High anymore.

Current DFO Clubhouse before the Puerto Rican money rolls in. The Commentists are all sitting around drinking their favoUrite libations and imbibing their narcotic of choice when suddenly there is a knock on the door. Through the marijuana haze MTWV peers through the window and falls back asleep. LITRE COLA :I guess