World Baseball Classic Preview Part 2—Miami/Jalisco Pools

Good afternoon #SportsFans. A couple days ago Seamus went over the first two pools of the World Baseball Classic, baseball's answer to the World Cup that deserves partial credit because I guess some people care? You know, like us addicts who miss baseball dearly and can't wait for Opening Day in April

Your “At Least We Have Each Other?” Monday Evening Open Thread

Greetings. Beerguyrob's away for some Canadian holiday (wait, it's not Canada or Victoria Day… Family Day? That's a thing? Damn it Canada, you make it so easy to make jokes!). So it's up to your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man (man, I wish) me. Sorry about that. And now, the news! NFL News • The Giants released

And now, a message from King Roger I

♫ set to the music of "You'll Be Back" from Hamilton ♫ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdxLohjwhoQ You say The price of my sport's not a price that you're willing to pay, You cry There's nothing to do but hate-watch and hope Tom Brady dies. Why so sad? Remember we made an arrangement to dictate your falls, Now you're making me mad, 'Cause maybe the season

A [DFO] Boots on the Ground Post: Hard Ride to… China?

Ni hao ma, ladies and gents? Friendly neighborhood Senor Weaselo here, back from a whirlwind holiday adventure throughout China. Whirlwind in that I might still be slightly jet lagged (13 hour time difference) and whirlwind because I had to keep a log to make sure I knew what city I was

A New Yorker’s Postmortem on This Election

Well, this election has come and gone and taken years off our life with its vitriol. Colbert was right, too much venom and it feels like we all ODed. By the last few weeks I just wanted it to be over and after I went and voted I sat in

DFO Mock Draft: Presidential Write-Ins

You might have heard on the news that there's an election happening soon for some government job on Tuesday. The two main candidates have favorability ratings somewhere in the realm of bedbugs and cockroaches. There have been things called "debates" which looked like something out of Wilmer Valderrama's Yo Momma

BattleBots Finale and Awards Blowout!

All right, it's that time, for the last time, it's robot fighting time. For old friends, welcome back! For new friends, welcome to the final BattleBots recap of the summer. I'm your friendly neighborhood Senor Weaselo. We've been following this season's BattleBots since the competing robots were announced back in April,

BattleBots Olympic Special: The Top 20 BattleBots Fights of All Time, Part 2

Welcome back to another week of filler while BattleBots is on Olympic break. Last week we went over the 11th to 20th-best fights in BattleBots history as determined by noted BattleBots fan Senor Weaselo. (That's right, I'm giving myself honorifics now.) We had fights from as early as 2001 and fights as recent