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BattleBots Beat: Oh Yeah…
Welcome back to the Beat! Last time, Witch Doctor played American air hockey, Shatter! came down upon Wan Hoo’s head, even if they didn’t…
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BattleBots Beat: Family Feud
First off, Louie Anderson is my Family Feud host if not just for this: And he’s still alive, which is both surprising and heartwarming.…
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BattleBots Beat: Beyond BONKers
Hello, and welcome back to the Beat! We are doing absolutely nothing special for the 4th of July, so there. Last time out Rikki…
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BattleBots Beat: Two For One
Hello, and welcome back to the Beat! Last time out, DUCK! laughed at Bombshell while getting some sweet revenge, Shatter! lost its head, BattleBots…
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BattleBots Beat: Bots on the Ground!
Hi everyone, and welcome back to the Beat! Last time out, Tombstone clipped Lock-Jaw, HyperShock blazed by Valkyrie, and Cobalt made SubZero’s team rage…
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BattleBots Beat (Part 2): Back to the Studio
Hello there, and welcome back to the Beat, the second-funniest Thursday (normally) running BattleBots review column! This becomes a special two-parter because I realized,…
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BattleBots Beat: re: MARS Remarks
Welcome back to the Beat! We’re back for realsies this time, not just a preview but actual honest to goodness fighting. And for this…
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Copa América 2019 Team Preview: Japan
Yes, lizard people, we’re covering the Copa América, the CONMEBOL South American lesser footy federation’s championship, where 12 teams will square off to be…
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Copa América 2019 Team Preview: Rand McNally
We’ve got an extra team! It came as a bit of shock when this small country off the coast of South America qualified as…
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Your “A Day/Week/However Long in the Life” Saturday Evening Thread
A little bit of a spin on the Saturday night semi-musical post tonight, since screw it, I can, it’s my show tonight. The world…