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BattleBots Beat: Bots on the Ground!
Hi everyone, and welcome back to the Beat! Last time out, Tombstone clipped Lock-Jaw, HyperShock blazed by Valkyrie, and Cobalt made SubZero’s team rage…
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BattleBots Beat (Part 2): Back to the Studio
Hello there, and welcome back to the Beat, the second-funniest Thursday (normally) running BattleBots review column! This becomes a special two-parter because I realized,…
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BattleBots Beat: re: MARS Remarks
Welcome back to the Beat! We’re back for realsies this time, not just a preview but actual honest to goodness fighting. And for this…
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Copa América 2019 Team Preview: Japan
Yes, lizard people, we’re covering the Copa América, the CONMEBOL South American lesser footy federation’s championship, where 12 teams will square off to be…
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Copa América 2019 Team Preview: Rand McNally
We’ve got an extra team! It came as a bit of shock when this small country off the coast of South America qualified as…
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Your “A Day/Week/However Long in the Life” Saturday Evening Thread
A little bit of a spin on the Saturday night semi-musical post tonight, since screw it, I can, it’s my show tonight. The world…
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BattleBots Beat: Your 2019 Preview!
Hi there, lizard people. It’s been a while, hasn’t it? But the summer’s here, and with it, large robots that would maul your face,…
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House of Pain: Opening the Gate (or, The Annual NYC Hot Sauce Expo Breakdown, 2019 Edition)
Howdy, lizard people. It’s late April, so as mentioned in the last House of Pain, it’s (slightly after) the time of the year where…
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House of Pain: X Gonna Give it to Ya
Motherfucker… it’s not… a fucking… game. So around October or so, which tells you how long this has been waiting in the wings, THIS…
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And Now, A Jets Fan’s Take on the New Unis
So, unless you were under a rock yesterday, you might have heard that the New York Jets got new uniforms. They even had stuff…