DFOutstanding Commentists – 9/5/15 through 9/12/15

Even though we are blazing our own path here in the wild badlands of the Internet, there are some traditions that are worthy of keeping.  One of those is praising our own when we do a good.  After all, this Commentist party was built on Excellence in Commenting.  With that,

A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Excerpts From Snooty Wine Tasting Notes

"...arbitrary and sanctimonius..." "...a long way down from the unrelenting quality of..." "...this two-year vet that's just aching to blossom..." "...its transient, opaque identity..." "...the juggernaut that was the 1994..." "...sometimes, geography was the science..." "...dark, foreboding, and imposing..." "...ranked really, really, high, and I can't quite figure out why..." "...scorched brussels sprouts..." "...outright olfactory torture..." "...the final round brought

A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Snippets Overheard Outside A Particularly Heated Marriage Counseling Session

“…will wake up one morning, realize he’s a piece of shit…” “…more or less straight man…” “…smells like a Moroccan spice market…” “…lightly sniffling in foetal position in empty bathtub.” “…and shows no desire to do anything about it, with technology or otherwise.” “…already sick of me after 15 years…” “…can go bonkers at times, even