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Paris: Musée National Picasso. HANDS ABOVE YOUR HEAD!
Did I see a Rembrandt, a Michelangelo? Why no, I did not. Every building in France has the most spectacular visage ever conceived. Perhaps…
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Paris: The Louvre. There Will Be Wieners
If you’re not making progress, you’re stupid. I was 11 years old when a school trip to an art museum changed my life. I…
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Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: Vincenzo Peruggia
Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! As you may know, in addition to these exclusive audio tapes,…
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Historical Badasses: Jean-Pierre Hallet
Have you ever fought Nazis? No, probably not. What about crocodiles, lions or leopards? Probably not those either. Have you ever blown yourself up…
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Welcome, welcome. I’m so glad you could make it to our inaugural exhibition here in the Sill Bimmons Memorial Hall. If you and your…