Bye Week Updates

Bye Week Update: New England Patriots

The Maestro -
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[INT. - Natick Mall Christmas display. Despite the ongoing COVID pandemic, we see lines of happy shoppers, as well as a gaggle of small children eagerly awaiting their chance to meet Santa Claus.] SULLY THE ELF: Listen up all youse kids! Santa's just runnin' a couple minutes behind sched but should

Your Green Bay Packers at the bye update.

Game Time Decision -
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We've intrupted your regularly scheduled preview for this take down of the A A Ron interview with Pat McAfee. I'm normally a pretty easy going guy, and you do you kind of person, but this whole Rodgers thing really grinds my gears. So here's a FJM take down of the

Got No Gas: Your Jets At/After the Bye Post

Senor Weaselo -
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Well, time for that time again. The part where we either laugh at dumbasses for being way too high on their team, scowl at jackasses for being pleasantly surprised at their team, or grimace at smartasses for being perfectly right about their team. That's right, it's time for the DFO

“Even Sherman Thinks That’s Enough” – The Falcons Off Their Bye

Beerguyrob -
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The problem with following Senor's post about the Jets is that he used all the good words & euphemisms for "bad". But what about other teams that suck? The Atlanta Falcons surely qualify for such words, as they were in a Super Bowl as recently as... oh fuck it, here's the

Your Jets at the Bye Rant

Senor Weaselo -
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The minimum word count's still broke, so let's do this: Let's put 5 minutes on the clock and see what I can type out. Ready? Go. The New York Jets are BAD. Forget winless bad, a lot of teams can do that. I'm talking great works of badness in history. I'm

2020 Quotables – Week 8 (Results) & Arizona Cardinals Bye Week Update

blaxabbath -
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Lot of eyes on my previous and current home states of Arizona and Nevada. As a conservative, it's really despicable seeing what the Republican Party is today. Say what you will of the party and their elites policies and actions, seeing men and women who claim to have my values

At the intersection of Hope and Belief: Vikings at the bye.

yeah right -
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image via. As recipients of the final NFL bye week, it's time to put the current season of the Minnesota Vikings into perspective. In all honesty 8-3 surpasses expectations eleven games in. Let's take some time to harken back to my team season preview. "This team can go anywhere from 6-10 to Superb Owl

Let’s Win ‘Em All By 2! Seahawks 2019 Bye Week Update

BC Dick -
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This year, as every year, began with the stilted bleatings of “experts” and “pundits” and their ilk trumpeting doomsday calls for the woeful and inadequate Seahawks draft, team, and season. Yet again our common dullards, simple waterheads, and stunted dunces were pitifully mistaken. Their childlike lack of foresight overshadowed only by