First downs for Brady, Tom

Old School Zero - January 21, 2016January 21, 2016

OH HAI! I Tommy, I play foots ball! So excitement! Pretty wife put put out clothes, better change! OOO, SLIPPERS YAY! Now I ready to take bus to stadium, say hai to coach! To TEAM! TO GRONK! Wheels on bus go round and round, psi goes down and down, down and down! WAIT, STOP!

Manning v Brady

montythisseemsstrangetome - January 19, 2016January 18, 2016

Al Michaels: MANNING BRADY MANNING BRADY MANNING MANNING BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY MANNING MANNING YUUUUUUUUUUGE BRADY MANNING MANNING BRADY. Cris Collinsworth: This is crazy, we've been watching football games for a long time and we've NEVER seen BRADY MANNING MANNING MANNING BRADY BRADY MANNING BRADY MANNING BRADY BRADY BRADY MANNING before. Jon

Tom Brady’s PED Scandal, Scene 2: Manning, Matthews, and Terrorist News

blaxabbath - December 29, 2015December 28, 2015

It's been over a month and half since the Boston Magazine story highlighting the relationship between Tom Brady and Dr Alex Guerrero. As was discussed here, the story was really less than news, as it was more of a compilation of facts that had been long known (or, at least,

Donald Trump Gets A Friendly Call

makeitsnowondem - December 18, 2015December 18, 2015

A phone rings in a spacious, luxurious apartment in Trump Tower. A large, dead caterpillar perched atop a molding orange answers.                                                                                

Playoffs AND Bust

blaxabbath - November 16, 2015November 16, 2015

The 2015 NFL season is bad. I mean, top to bottom atrocious. Pretty much starting with the conclusion of the 2014 season where the P*tri*ts were awarded the Lombardi trophy in the midst of a multi-million dollar investigation into their latest cheating venture, I'd say ineptness is the term to describe

Colts Bye Week: The Best Of The Worst

blaxabbath - November 12, 2015November 12, 2015

On a cursory check, nine of the 13 NFL.com preseason analysts predicted the Colts make the Super Bowl in February (as a point of reference, Peter King predicted a Ravens/Packers Super Bowl XXXXX). At 4-5, one would typically scoff at the notion of the Colts even being a playoff threat. Instead,

Flow Time! – It’s Your Trade Deadline Activity Thread

blaxabbath - November 3, 2015November 3, 2015

Per Yahoo Sports, the 49ers are electing to #GoWithTheFlow! Guess that's what happens when the #7tormsover. So how long until Chip brings him to PHI?

The Circle: Prelude

CHEATRIOTS

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - October 14, 2015October 14, 2015

INT. CORPORATE BOARDROOM - DAY A pair of corporate executives are seated in a conference room. FANDUEL MARKETING MANAGER: Wow, we sure have been taking some shots in the press lately! DRAFTKINGS JUNIOR VICE PRESIDENT: Yup. FANDUEL: I mean, we're staring down the barrel of an investigation by the district attorney. DRAFTKINGS: Yup. FANDUEL: I

Tom Brady’s PED Scandal Begins

blaxabbath - October 12, 2015October 12, 2015

In you case you missed it -- and you probably did because the story was published on a Friday before a government holiday three-day weekend and, in the four hours of NFL exposure I had this weekend, it wasn't even alluded to once -- Boston Magazine (which bills themselves as

Bye Week Update: New England Patriots

The Maestro - September 30, 2015September 30, 2015

Week 4 begins tomorrow, and everyone's favorite team to hate, the New England Patriots, head into their bye week sporting a perfect 3-0 record. Not only have they managed to look good in the process of wins over Pittsburgh, Buffalo, and Jacksonville, they've managed to enrage both Roger Goodell and

High Plains Grifter

Horatio Cornblower - September 28, 2015September 25, 2015

-The camera pulls back to show a once prosperous and optimistic but now desolate, nearly deserted town. Two men stand at the entrance to the town's once busy hotel. They are the only two people visible, although a disconcerting number of vultures can be seen circling above the town. I tell you

Your Early Slate O’ Games Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 27, 2015

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Let's do some games... Atl @ Dal: Cowboys QB play should be wince-ertaining. Wouldn't it be great if Dez threw a tantrum while watching from the sidelines? Falcons CB Trufant should take Williams out of the game leaving Potden with...Dunbar out of the backfield? Witten might be able to do something