Entertainment

Oscars 2019: Tell Homeland Security – We Are The Noms

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Welcome to late January! It's a time we at DFO most associate with bitching that the goddamned Patriots are in the stupid fucking Super Bowl again, but that's not all these bleak winter weeks have to offer. There are also movie awards! Balls of Steel is already ably handling the

Your 2019 AVN Awards Preview – The Movies

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As you undoubtedly know, it's Award Season in Hollywood: The Golden Globes, the Oscars, and, of course, the AVN Awards. Make it Snow will be giving you the best preview for the Oscars and I have made it my mission to provide you the best AVN Award preview on any

Your 2019 AVN Awards Preview – Technical Categories

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As you undoubtedly know, it's Award Season in Hollywood: The Golden Globes, the Oscars, and, of course, the AVN Awards. Make it Snow will be giving you the best preview for the Oscars and I have made it my mission to provide you the best AVN Award preview on any

Sometimes we CAN have nice things: The Return of Temptation Island!

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Oh, kids! I was in a down mood after Sunday's games and I was looking for something to cheer me up. Bob's Burgers was good,  as usual,  but it was a repeat.  As I was scanning the guide,  I saw on USA Network the word "Temptation". Scrolling to the right,

Your 2019 AVN Awards Preview – Acting Categories

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As you undoubtedly know, it's Award Season in Hollywood: The Golden Globes, the Oscars, and, of course, the AVN Awards. Make it Snow will be giving you the best preview for the Oscars and I have made it my mission to provide you the best AVN Award preview on any

Love Actually – The Balls Review

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Author's Note:  A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, I made a public DFO bet, which I promptly lost.  My self-inflicted punishment was to watch Love Actually and write a post about it.  For a little chunk of space-time, DFO had a sister blog called "Bring Back

DFO Does the Movies: Aquabro (No Spoilers in Review)

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Hey Bros and Ladies, Your pal Wakezilla finally got some time off to do some fun stuff during his winter vacation. As a result, I decided to hit up Aquabro, starring my boy, Jason Bromoa. Here's my review of this brotastic film. Grab a Bud Light Lime and have a seat

BOLTMAN GROUP Presents: The Sounds of X-Mas Night Open Thread

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NIGHT – SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA – NONDESCRIPT OFFICE BUILDING INTERIOR [The camera pans across an empty and dimly lit office brimming with cubicals as free-use holiday music plays softly in the background. The camera stops on the only illuminated desk, where an extremely pale but handsome young man in a Santa hat

Instant Hippo Thoughts

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"OW MY HEAD!" "UGH, MY STOMACH!" "YIKES,  MY BALLS!" These may be some of the thoughts going through Hippo's head today as he is under the weather and has requested assistance in fulfilling his weekly report to you fine folks. Now,  granted,  I do not speak hillbilly although I can understand it. Thus,  you

Hallowe’en- The Devil returns to Buffalo

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[inside, night, 4 people huddled around a table in a dark corner of the Anchor Bar.  Outside is cold and snowing] Devil Thanks for meeting me here guys Peterman No problem McCoy [stairs blankly] Devil [mutters to him\her self] no one is going to hit you here, take off the damn helmet Lorenzo Alexander Hello Devil So...I called