Not a BattleBots Preview: Let the Wars Begin… Again

Senor Weaselo - July 21, 2016July 21, 2016

Evening all. If anyone wants to know who I'm picking this week on BattleBots, I've got Razorback over Ghost Raptor, Warhead over Complete Control (which they're showing an audio clip of which is making me nervous), Son of Whyachi over Poison Arrow, and Tombstone over Escape Velocity, and if you

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BattleBots Way-Too-Late Recap, Way-Too-Early Preview, and Prediction Standings

Senor Weaselo - July 14, 2016

SAAAAAAN FRAAAAAANCIS… oh right, they're in LA this year, silly me. So, we are now officially into the knockout rounds of this year's BattleBots tournament. 32 robots go into the Box, one will eventually come out with the electronics of broken machines on one wheel and the Giant Nut on the

BattleBots Recap: Preliminary Rounds and Bracket Preview

Senor Weaselo - July 4, 2016

One round of the 2016 BattleBots tournament is in the books! Or zero rounds, depending on what you want to call it. 48 robots had 24 fights to show what they could do to their opponent in the BattleBox to take their first steps towards the Giant Nut. Here's a

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Senor Weaselo’s Guide to BattleBots, Part 3

Senor Weaselo - May 31, 2016May 31, 2016

So here we are, the third and final installment of our bot-by-bot preview of this season's BattleBots. Twenty or so more robots, some may never make it to the fights, some may never make it to TV, some might actually win a fight or two or the whole thing. This final

Senor Weaselo’s Guide to BattleBots, Part 2

Senor Weaselo - May 30, 2016May 30, 2016

Greetings. Last time we took a look at the first twenty hopefuls for this year's BattleBots Giant Nut. Let's take a look at another twenty, including the oldest robot in the field, my favorite-looking newcomer, and the robot I think is most likely to crash last year's contenders' party. I didn't

Live On Periscope: Jaqen H’gar Talks AFC South & 2016 Draft

Don T - May 18, 2016July 20, 2016

Hardly illuminated video of shadowy, jumpy images. The audio is a bit grainy, but clear. Jaqen H’gar: *In a deliberate, paused enunciation* Come forth, please. Door Flies Open: *Shrill overanxious voice* There near the water? Good. Lemme just set this… *Thud* I’M HERE AT THE FAMOUS HOUSE OF BLACK AND WHI— JH:

A Voicemail Salute to Sterling Mallory Archer

King Hippo - May 12, 2016May 10, 2016

During these dark, feces-filled times that we call April through July (Most Glorious Draft Weekend aside), one must find cold comfort where one can. There is reading (I just finished Orlando Figes' "The Whisperers: Private Life in Stalin's Russia" - HIGHLY recommended), and there is prestige television. From

I’ll miss Andrew Siciliano most of all

ballsofsteelandfury - March 30, 2016March 29, 2016

I did it. I finally did it. I called Directv up and told them not to renew my NFL Sunday Ticket subscription. This was the last holdout. The last bit of money that I was contributing to the NFL's coffers is now no more. And you know why I held out

An Open Letter to King Hippo, Sill Bimmons, and the other EPL lovers/La Liga haters

ballsofsteelandfury - March 19, 2016March 18, 2016

Dear Invisible Imaginary Internet Friends, Please don't take this post the wrong way. I love international football just like you do. I like Rebecca Lowe as a host and as an expert on all things footy. I also enjoy watching the English Premier League along with you and I was raptured

The Gang Runs Into Negan

theeWeeBabySeamus - March 13, 2016

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKFIDLMliHo So yeah....when last we saw the gang from ATL, they had agreed to protect the interests of the Hilltoppers by basically becoming the mercenaries they've always claimed to not be. They faked a death (Thank GOD there's plenty of dead heads around these days) in order to gain entrance, then kilt

VICELAND, Bitches!!!!

theeWeeBabySeamus - February 19, 2016February 19, 2016

Holy shit, what da fuq is this now? H2, the History Channel's red-headed stepchild on which UFOs, Aliens, Conspiracy Theories, and maneating snakes (FAKE maneating snakes, that is) have come to abound, will diez a merciful death in merely 10 days. Now, I'm not at all saying that the sorts of programming

Westminster Dog Show Open Thread – Day 1

ballsofsteelandfury - February 15, 2016February 15, 2016

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Yes, it's not Presidents' Day. A great holiday when a lazy ass Balls can wake up at the crack of 10 AM, throw some shorts on (never pants!), and get to the mall to catch the 10 AM showing of Deadpool expertly calculating the amount of time the stupid previews