Monday Morning Mock Draft Pre-empted For UEFA 2020 (in 2021!)

Horatio Cornblower - June 21, 2021

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Good morning fellow degenerates. No mock draft this morning, as we have four (4) UEFA fixtures to keep track of today. No games in the 8:30 EST (only legitimate time zone) slot, but we have two (2) at 11 (eleven) and then another two (2) at 2 (two). (Not Really That) Early Games North

Juneteenth Euros Jubilee!

King Hippo - June 19, 2021June 18, 2021

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That's right, White Devils! You done been CANCELLED. Lord knows, your weirdo wingnut uncle needed sommet else to bitch about next Thanksgiving. Anyway, nothing celebrates black power like the European Euros! A good 2/3 (which is MOAR than 3/5 ,, ppl forget that) of the squadrons think it's bad to be

Impromptu Friday Euro Post

litre_cola - June 18, 2021

Good morning, I took the whole day off and the Euro posts have been popular so here we go! Due to TWBS love for futbol I decided to Karen Carpenter this thing! Sweden v Slovakia has already started and man do the yellows miss the Zlatan. He may be the biggest knobend

Euro Wednesday with Mexican Liquor!

litre_cola - June 16, 2021June 15, 2021

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Good morning all. Normally I use this timeslot for writing about the random Snaxx from around the world but as we know I love the Euros A LOT so a daily preview will take the spot for the month. That being said I do have a review for a gift I got

Your Tuesday, June 15th, Euro 2020 Main Event: France vs Germany in an “Alsace-Lorraine on a Poll” match Open Thread

Wakezilla - June 15, 2021June 15, 2021

Hello everyone! I'm a tad tipsy, as I am currently watching Hungary play Portugal. (Hey Portugal, stop trying to get the ball to Ronaldo and start passing the ball to other excellent players like Bruno, the Portuguese Magnifico). Today's Main event is France vs Germany in an "Alsace-Lorraine on a Poll"

Sabado European Euros Fever Thread

King Hippo - June 12, 2021June 11, 2021

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Is everyone all excite? I know y'all is. All times EST, because fuck you, I am the author today. Wales v. Switzerland in Baku (9:00, ESPN) Is Baku really a place, or did someone make that shit up? Fuck if I know, man. The asshole Swiss, when not busy hiding Nazi gold, tend

The DFO EURO 2020 (IN 2021!) Preview: SCOTLAND!!!!!!!

litre_cola - June 9, 2021June 9, 2021

This is really a big deal in Scotland, so for this one there will be two of us. Fellow Scottish Canadian BeerguyRob will join me, since he wrote the Scotland preview for their non-appearance in 2016. Sorry about him - he tends to get a bit nationalistic those rare times the

The DFO Euro 2020 (in 2021!) Preview: Ukraine

Senor Weaselo - June 9, 2021June 9, 2021

We’re on the verge of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have: Copa AméricaEuro 2020Concacaf Gold CupTokyo Olympic Games And it all starts on June 11, 2021 with the European Soccer (Football) championships aka Euro 2020! Yes, it is 2021 but they decided to keep the name, ok? From now until the tourney

Sua prévia do DFO Copa América 2021: Brasil (com Neymar!)

Wakezilla - June 8, 2021June 8, 2021

Hola DFOers!I am Neymar, and I am doing the Brasil Copa America 2021 preview. As you know, we’re on the verge of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have:Copa América. . . Well, maybe not with usEuro 2020. . .Well, it might start late, as Spain has some issuesTokyo Olympic Games

La DFO Copa América 2021 Avance: Bolivia

Beerguyrob - June 8, 2021June 8, 2021

¡Hola Commentistas! We're on the verge of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have: Copa América (being held on time; being held in a different host country) Euro 2020 (one year late; more countries) CONCACAF Gold Cup (one week late; same country) Tokyo Olympic Games (one year late; same country) And

Dreams Like This Must Die (‘Everton, That’ Edition)

King Hippo - June 5, 2021June 4, 2021

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Yeah, it's been a bad week. There is no silver lining. Reportedly, Everton only received minimal (or even ZERO) compensation from the Real Cuntfaces of Madrid. Sure, Ancelotti (no MOAR affectionate nickname) will be lucky to survive the season at the Bernebau. No, I don't care whether I spelled it correctly,

The DFO Euro 2020 (in 2021!) Preview: England

The Maestro - June 2, 2021June 4, 2021

We’re on the verge of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have: Copa América Euro 2020 Concacaf Gold Cup Tokyo Olympic Games And it all starts on June 11, 2021 with the European Soccer (Football) championships aka Euro 2020! Yes, it is 2021 but they decided to keep the name, ok? From