Your Lazy Saturday morning open thread

ballsofsteelandfury - March 24, 2018

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Man, there is really nothing to do today except workout, laundry, and sleep. Fuck tanning. If you want skin cancer, go for it. The soccer slate is relatively empty as all the leagues are off due to this weekend being a FIFA Friendly weekend and a ton of national teams are either

TGISF… Early Bloomers

theeWeeBabySeamus - March 23, 2018March 23, 2018

"The purple alien with 3 toes on one foot and 4 on the other, slowly crept up the stairs of the dilapidated apartment building on the outskirts of the city of Thorg. Thorg had been a whaling town in its hey day, but now the Yellow Flupgrup Whale had been hunted

Goddess II – Episode 8

theeWeeBabySeamus - March 23, 2018March 23, 2018

Previously, on Goddess II.... When the elevator doors open... tWBS (to Balls): Holy shit, you weren't kidding. Balls: Inorite???? The foursome enters the suite. Leticia: I need to go freshen up... (to tWBS) ... While I'm gone, don't you dare do anything I'll have to make you regret later. Vanessa: Me too, I'll go with you

Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Axeman of New Orleans

The Maestro - March 22, 2018March 21, 2018

Sean Payton invited me out for drinks the other night. Normally, I'd turn him down, but he mentioned to me that he had some ideas on what to do to revitalize my running game, so I said fuck it and headed to the Bayou to catch up. Somewhere along the

The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 7

Insane Shit

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - March 20, 2018March 20, 2018

INT. ASSISTANT PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE - DAY DOUG MARTIN meekly pushes open the door and slinks inside. The woman behind the desk gives him a friendly smile and gestures towards a seat, which he takes. He sits nervously, his feet swing back and forth three inches above the floor. TRACY WOLFSON: Now Doug,

AFL Beat – AFLW Round 7 + 2018 Season Preview #2

ballsofsteelandfury - March 19, 2018March 18, 2018

This week, Welcome to Balls Of Steel's AFL Beat! AFLW Round 7 The Round started on North American Late Thursday night with the first of essentially three playoff games. The GWS Giants were hosting the Brisbane Lions with a berth in the Grand Final on the line. GWS needed to win, Adelaide to

Goddess II – Episode 7

theeWeeBabySeamus - March 16, 2018March 21, 2018

Previously, on Goddess II.... [Red Square Bar, Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Approximately Midnight] Balls (to Vanessa): See? I knew we’d find them here. tWBS (to Leticia): See? I knew they’d find us here. Leticia: Unbelievable. tWBS (turns to Balls): We’ve been looking for your asses all night. So where’s the case? You said you

Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Kentucky Meat Shower

The Maestro - March 15, 2018March 14, 2018

With free agency kicking off this week, seems like a lot of teams are hungry for winners - I've sent my staff criss-crossing the country to do some scouting research as we sort out our roster for the coming year, which is great because it frees up my time to

A House of Pain Special! The Dankest Memesauce

Senor Weaselo - March 12, 2018March 10, 2018

We're back! Hello, and welcome to what I guess counts as another season of House of Pain, or a season preview, or something. I am, as always, your friendly neighborhood Senor Weaselo, and for this first episode or post or whatever of the 2018 offseason, I've got a doozy. First

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – AFLW Round 6 + AFL Preview #1

ballsofsteelandfury - March 12, 2018March 11, 2018

This week, We have an action-packed episode of the AFL Beat on tap today. Let's get started. Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 6 The Round started on North American Late Thursday night with the Crows taking on Fremantle in a game they desperately needed to win in order to stay in

TGISF…Filling In Your Dance Card

theeWeeBabySeamus - March 9, 2018March 9, 2018

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Sooooo, with the Big Dance impending....? Yep, it's Cheerleaders again. With all of the baxsetballing this week and next week (and the week after that too), of course cheerleaders are gonna be a theme. It's like you guys don't even know me anymore. WHAT?????? I like cheerleaders. You wanna fight about it? Look at

Goddess II – Episode 6

theeWeeBabySeamus - March 9, 2018March 9, 2018

[Sky View Suite, Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, 11:09pm] When the elevator doors open, Balls and Vanessa lead their entourage inside. Balls (to the crowd while turning on the music): OK Folks... Try not to break anything. Bedrooms are off limits. Otherwise, make yourselves at home and enjoy yourselves. There's beer and