Your “Well, That’s That” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: Deciding to celebrate his recent breakup with entendres, Aaron Rodgers has decided the Packers are more flexible with extra tight-ends. "I think we're going to have a lot more flexibility in that package," he said. Pretty-boy skipped the visit to the White House, because either snubbing tyrants is

Your “Hold On – I Need A Cup For THose Tears” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: AJ Hawk signed a one-day contract so he could retire a Packer. Dallas jumped early and exercised the 2018 option on OL Zack Martin. It's worth $9.3 million, which is about $3 million less than he'd command on the open market after 2017. The Bills are going to

Your “Easter Sunday? Who Made the Ham?” Evening Open Thread

So, I was raised in a fundamentalist Baptist household. Here's what Easter meant to people who handed out Jack Chick books: Air tight! Religion sure kept my relatives from getting cancers - says the guy down to one parent and an aunt. That's why I make sure the nieces always get candy, because

Your Western Conference Playoff Team Previews & Thursday Evening Open Thread

Lone NFL note: the Draft is two weeks today. As with the East, so too with the West: Calgary: litre_cola Hi gang! The Ice Stampeders are in the playoffs again for the 2nd time in a long time. This here city sure gets amped up for it, bars are packed they take over

Eastern Conference Playoff Team Previews & Wednesday Open Thread

I'm eschewing NFL News today & tomorrow because nothing important is going on, and the draft is still 15 days away, meaning Cleveland has plenty of time to screw things up. NHL Notes: Tonight's previews cover the teams not already written up by our crack staff of intrepid reporters. Click here, here and here

Your “All About That (In)Action, Boss!”” Monday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: Tracy Porter has been waived by the Bears. Backup QB news: Matt McGloin has been signed by the Eagles T.J. Yates has been signed by the Bills. The Bills also signed Ian Seau, the undrafted free-agent nephew of Junior and proof the Spanos family wouldn't know a good PR

Your “Dull Sideshow Full of Quacks and Clowns and Philistines” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Reminder: the Draft is three weeks today. NFL News: Beastmode will become a Raider, probably sometime before the draft. John Schneider says his relationship with Raiders GM Reggie McKenzie - from their collective time in Green Bay - will ensure things are handled "in a smooth manner," either by release or minimally-invasive

Your “It’s 4 Weeks Until the Draft!” Thursday Evening Open Thread

  Start predicting how the Browns will waste all those draft picks. NFL News: In a bid to force Boltman's appearance at his Hall of Fame induction (to kill all in attendance),  LaChargers have appointed LaDainian Tomlinson as a special assistant to the owner. A.J. McCarron isn't going anywhere, according to Marv

Your “Man, There’s Really Nothing On” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: non-Raiders: a 4-year extension will ensure Jason Witten remains a Cowboy for life. Chris Long has left the Patriots for the Eagles - 2 years, approximately $5.0 million. No Fun League update: rules committee changes as proposed, players are now prohibited from leaping over the offensive line on

Your “Vegas Baby!” Monday Evening Open Thread

Banner image via don_t Like the Hall of Fame, this really should have happened while Ken Stabler was alive. Imagine the marketing! NFL News, non-Raiders: Trevone Boykin makes this week's Crimebeat! with an arrest while being a passenger in a car accident. Oof -  marijuana possession and public intoxication. this follows missing the

Your “Play To The Whistle” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL Notes: The Raiders are considering Joe Mixon as a draft pick. I thought they were going to go after the "guy who punches broads" crowd once they got to Vegas. Cam Newton + rotator cuff surgery = no OTAs Kiko Alonzo is staying in Miami. Three years, $28.8 million.