Random thoughts for a Sunday afternoon: Awful nice of John Elway to draft the nephew of the only QB with more Super Bowl losses than him. as Mr. Irrelevant, Chad Kelly will get a celebration in SoCal, promoted by Paul Salata. SBNation has a good write-up about the whole Mr. Irrelevant.
Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
Your “Okay, NOW the Browns Are On The Clock!” Thursday Evening Open Thread
It's seven days until the Draft. NFL News: Season schedules are scheduled for release at 8:00PM ET today. Chargers - Broncos is rumoured to be the late-Monday Night game. On the QB unemployment line: TIME has named Colin Kaepernick one of its 100 Influential People of 2017, despite him being interesting
Your “Well, That’s That” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Deciding to celebrate his recent breakup with entendres, Aaron Rodgers has decided the Packers are more flexible with extra tight-ends. "I think we're going to have a lot more flexibility in that package," he said. Pretty-boy skipped the visit to the White House, because either snubbing tyrants is
Your “Hold On – I Need A Cup For THose Tears” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Your “Easter Sunday? Who Made the Ham?” Evening Open Thread
Your Western Conference Playoff Team Previews & Thursday Evening Open Thread
Eastern Conference Playoff Team Previews & Wednesday Open Thread
I'm eschewing NFL News today & tomorrow because nothing important is going on, and the draft is still 15 days away, meaning Cleveland has plenty of time to screw things up. NHL Notes: Tonight's previews cover the teams not already written up by our crack staff of intrepid reporters. Click here, here and here
Your “All About That (In)Action, Boss!”” Monday Evening Open Thread
Your “Dull Sideshow Full of Quacks and Clowns and Philistines” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Reminder: the Draft is three weeks today. NFL News: Beastmode will become a Raider, probably sometime before the draft. John Schneider says his relationship with Raiders GM Reggie McKenzie - from their collective time in Green Bay - will ensure things are handled "in a smooth manner," either by release or minimally-invasive
CrimeBeat!: Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride Edition
Your “It’s 4 Weeks Until the Draft!” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Start predicting how the Browns will waste all those draft picks. NFL News: In a bid to force Boltman's appearance at his Hall of Fame induction (to kill all in attendance), LaChargers have appointed LaDainian Tomlinson as a special assistant to the owner. A.J. McCarron isn't going anywhere, according to Marv
Your “Man, There’s Really Nothing On” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: non-Raiders: a 4-year extension will ensure Jason Witten remains a Cowboy for life. Chris Long has left the Patriots for the Eagles - 2 years, approximately $5.0 million. No Fun League update: rules committee changes as proposed, players are now prohibited from leaping over the offensive line on