The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 5

ballsofsteelandfury - June 8, 2022June 7, 2022

Editor’s Note: Please click here for Part 1, here for Part 2, here for Part 3, and here for Part 4. I smiled as I turned around. "What the fuck is the...." The punch hit me like a ton of bricks and took all the air out of me. Some of the Buford might have come out the

The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 4

ballsofsteelandfury - June 1, 2022May 31, 2022

Editor’s Note: Please click here for Part 1, here for Part 2, and here for Part 3. "You weren't kidding about those protein bars!" Claudia laughed when she said this, but I could tell she really wasn't amused. It had been a bad night of no sleep, lies, and unspeakably awful farts. Once the

The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 3

ballsofsteelandfury - May 25, 2022May 23, 2022

Editor's Note: Please click here for Part 1 and here for Part 2. Mexicali is a LOT different from TJ. For starters, at the border in TJ, they enthusiastically wave you in. If you look carefully, you can see them mouth the words, "Spend your money!" At the border

The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 2

ballsofsteelandfury - May 18, 2022May 11, 2022

Editor's note: Read Part 1 here. The asphalt radiated heat back up my thighs as I walked back to my car. It was getting hotter by the minute and I needed to get the hell out of Palm Springs. Rölf's story spoiled what was an otherwise lovely brunch. Fuck

The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 1

ballsofsteelandfury - May 10, 2022May 8, 2022

The speedometer showed 80 as I shifted into 4th. I carefully calculated the space and angles and then quickly crossed three lanes to the right and back to the left again. As I suspected would happen, the red car got stuck behind the minivan and the two big rigs.

Sundays With Litre: Now with Suntanned/Burned Litre

ballsofsteelandfury - May 1, 2022May 1, 2022

Mr. Cola is back from Canada's socks but he's had a long week of fun so I'm filling in again. Dint worry, you'll have Litre back next week. In the meantime, what is there to talk about? Well, the NFL Draft wrapped up yesterday and, as

Sundays With Litre, now with Even Less Litre!

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ballsofsteelandfury - April 24, 2022April 24, 2022

Your illustrious host for the Sunday evening Open Thread is in my birth country of México for a well-earned vacation so I'll be covering this post this weekend and next. This means that he'll be too drunk to type. However, I am expecting a Boots On The Ground report

Sexy Friday: Mr. Ayo Showcase #4

ballsofsteelandfury - April 22, 2022April 22, 2022

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As I mentioned before, Brocky and Mr. Ayo have very graciously stepped in for a few weeks now and provided the Sexy for us. Today it is Mr. Ayo's fourth showcase. No Balls' Pic O' Da Week until the end of the month. New songs this week too! Enjoy! *** For those

Taco Bell Tuesday Open Thread

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ballsofsteelandfury - April 12, 2022April 12, 2022

Howdy Folks! The Good Reverend is unavailable today, so I'm filling in. Regular readers of the AFL Beat will read this and be all, "WTF, mate! You've got time to write this but you ditched The Beat last week and you STILL haven't published it this week??" To that,

A Tradition Unlike Any Other (Ugh) Now, Post-Plague and Sort of Updated! Without Commets from Years Ago!

WCS - April 7, 2022

Hello, friends. It's a tradition unlike any other. It's The Masters. I'm Jim Nantz, and it's my distinct pleasure to bring you one of the great events in all of sports. It's Augusta National Golf Club, the Mecca of professional golf. The pride, the heritage, the racial purity. Yes, The Masters embodies

AFL Beat! AFLW Finals Week 1 (continued) aaaand AFL Round 2!

ballsofsteelandfury - March 29, 2022March 29, 2022

This week, it's all about one man: Lance "Buddy" Franklin became only the 6th person in the over 100 year history of Australian Rules Football to score 1000 career goals. It was a tremendous achievement and, as they say, THE CROWD WENT WILD. It was nice that it

Sundays With Litre, Now with Less Litre!

ballsofsteelandfury - March 27, 2022March 27, 2022

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Your illustrious host for the Sunday evening Open Thread is in Toronto this weekend for the Canada-Jamaica World Cup Qualifier game. This is important for two reasons: Canada needs just one point to qualify for the World Cup for the first time since the 80'sLitre has been running a Twitter account