First off, a belated hat's off to The Maestro and his Redblacks for their victory in last Sunday's Grey Cup, a victory 40 years in the making, and in the same spot as their last one. Both involve a pretty memorable touchdown too. In an 8/9 team league, hopefully it doesn't
Politics and Junk
Down by the Lakeside
INT. FIRST ENERGY STADIUM PRESS ROOM A group of reporters fill the chairs before an empty speakers table. Members of the Browns press corps are somberly discussing the game and comparing notes for their morning columns They hush themselves and begin turning on their recording devices and scribbling on their notepads as Browns Coach
A New Yorker’s Postmortem on This Election
This Little Piggy Went 8-8: Your Bills Bye Week Update
The Bills are 4-5 at the bye week. That's your update. Normally, I would give a pseudo-humorous recap of the ups and down of the season so far, filled with hilarious swear words and celebrating the pleasure-pain that is the Buffalo Fan Experience. There would be some mention of the many injuries sustained (notably the
Your “Well, The Sun Came Up” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: More fallout from Seattle Monday Night-gate, 2016-edition: Florio is doing the Lord's Goodell's work this morning by having TWO stories quoting Mike Pereira about why having full-time officials wouldn't be worth it. He cites costs & which refs might give up their full-time job, and relative improvement in
DFO Mock Draft: Presidential Write-Ins
You might have heard on the news that there's an election happening soon for some government job on Tuesday. The two main candidates have favorability ratings somewhere in the realm of bedbugs and cockroaches. There have been things called "debates" which looked like something out of Wilmer Valderrama's Yo Momma
Your “‘Browns’? Who Are The ‘Browns’?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Your “Today is a Dead News Day” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
It seems that in honour of tonight's third and final Presidential debate, all NFL news is doom & gloom: Skipping practice: Joe Flacco; Odell Beckham Jr.; Terrelle Prior. Out multiple weeks: Eddie Lacy; Ben Roethlisberger. Fined: Vontaze Burfict - $75000 + no games. Benched: Ryan Fitzpatrick. Welcome back, Geno. Shoulda
Hillary Clinton Gets a New Mock Debate Partner
INT. OFFICE - HILLARY CLINTON’S CAMPAIGN OFFICE HEADQUARTERS, BROOKLYN - DAY ROBBY MOOK: ...and so that puts us at a 94% chance of winning the election and Obama's dream of turning the United States into a gay Muslim caliphate is one step closer. HILLARY CLINTON: I like it! MOOK: That said, I think it's now
Your “Don’t Do What Donny Don’t Does” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Your “PAWWWWL, I THINK BAMA COULD BEAT THESE GUYS” Monday Night Open Thread
We got ourselves a presidential debate tonight! In teeny tiny little Hofstra University, a liberal arts college on Long Island, we have some of the greatest minds of our generation Donald Trump and Hillary Rodham Clinton duking it out tonight for millions of Americans to watch and converse lively about,
