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Your “You Don’t Know How It Feels” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
First off, a belated hat’s off to The Maestro and his Redblacks for their victory in last Sunday’s Grey Cup, a victory 40 years…
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Down by the Lakeside
INT. FIRST ENERGY STADIUM PRESS ROOM A group of reporters fill the chairs before an empty speakers table. Members of the Browns press corps…
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A New Yorker’s Postmortem on This Election
Well, this election has come and gone and taken years off our life with its vitriol. Colbert was right, too much venom and it…
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This Little Piggy Went 8-8: Your Bills Bye Week Update
The Bills are 4-5 at the bye week. That’s your update. Normally, I would give a pseudo-humorous recap of the ups and down of…
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Your “Well, The Sun Came Up” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: More fallout from Seattle Monday Night-gate, 2016-edition: Florio is doing the Lord’s Goodell’s work this morning by having TWO stories quoting Mike…
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DFO Mock Draft: Presidential Write-Ins
You might have heard on the news that there’s an election happening soon for some government job on Tuesday. The two main candidates have…
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Your “‘Browns’? Who Are The ‘Browns’?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: Multiple sources say the Eagles are trying to convince Chip Kelly to trade them Torrey Smith. I guess they need someone who…
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Your “Today is a Dead News Day” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
It seems that in honour of tonight’s third and final Presidential debate, all NFL news is doom & gloom: Skipping practice: Joe Flacco; Odell…
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Hillary Clinton Gets a New Mock Debate Partner
INT. OFFICE – HILLARY CLINTON’S CAMPAIGN OFFICE HEADQUARTERS, BROOKLYN – DAY ROBBY MOOK: …and so that puts us at a 94% chance of winning…
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Your “Don’t Do What Donny Don’t Does” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
(Banner pic via) NFL News: Reports of dissension within the Giants ranks. Eli called out Odell Beckham in the post-game presser, and ODJ is…