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Your “PAWWWWL, I THINK BAMA COULD BEAT THESE GUYS” Monday Night Open Thread
We got ourselves a presidential debate tonight! In teeny tiny little Hofstra University, a liberal arts college on Long Island, we have some of…
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Your “Will the Riverboat Roll On in 2016?” Carolina Panthers Preview
Disclaimer of sorts: If you have even the remotest idea in your tiny brains that [DFO] upper management, in their infinite wisdom, has intentionally…
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And Now, Please Rise For Our National Anthem
Oh, say can you see, By the dawn’s early light, What so proudly we hailed, At the twilight’s last gleaming? Whose broad stripes and…
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Your “He’s Probably Cut By Columbus Day” Monday Open Thread
NFL Weekend Injury & Early Cuts Round-Up: Nice work, Mark Sanchez – Trevor Siemian has been named Denver’s Week 1 starter. Luke Kuechly is listed…
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Camp Bodies
After just one weekend of training camp, Browns Executive Vice President of Football Operations, Sashi Brown, has called a 7:00 AM meeting with his top…
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Your “HOT DAMN! IT’S FRIDAY!” Friday Open Thread
NFL Friday Afternoon News Dump: Andre Johnson signed a two-year deal with the Titans. As CBS jokingly put it, he’s “one shy of the…
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Your “THANK MERCIFUL HEAVENS!” Thursday Open Thread
NFL News You Can Use: The Jets and Ryan Fitzpatrick compromised on a one-year, $12 million deal. FINALLY, the Jets problems are solved. fivethirtyeight.com…
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Your “Is There Going To Be A Test At The End?” Wednesday Open Thread
NFL Roundup: Nick Foles asked for, and got, his release from the Rams. He gets to keep his $6 million roster bonus paid in…
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Your “Slick Willie’s Back” Tuesday Open Thread
NFL Updates: Cowboys DE Randy Gregory is facing additional suspension above his four games already scheduled. At this point, 6-10 looks like a pipe…
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Your “IT’S HERE IT’S HERE!!!” Training Camp Monday Open Thread
Depending on the team, today marks the opening of training camps for the 2016 season. Here are all teams’ official dates. that’s not dew…