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Your “The RNC Convention Hits Full-On Drinking Game” Thirsty Thursday Open Thread
NFL News: Ray Rice has gone to Plan Omega – if he’s allowed to play, he’ll donate his paycheque in support of ending domestic…
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Your “Is That All?” Wednesday Open Thread
NFL tidbits: Video has surfaced of Denard Robinson’s car rolling through a stoplight and rolling towards the pond he was found in. You’ll have…
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Your “Borrowed From Betty Ford” Tuesday Open Thread
NFL Notes: humourous in a “you dumb fuckers” kind of way, nfl.com has a long-winded story about why both sides are comfortable watching Kirk…
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Tebow At The Convention
Tim Tebow was rumored to be a featured speaker at the Republican National Convention this week in Cleveland. Alas, Tebow himself shot down the…
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Your “What? This Clown?!” Monday Open Thread
Evenin’, y’all. Mom’s on her plane, so it’s back atcha with the north-of-the-border open thread topics. NFL News: Arian Foster landed in Miami. It’s…
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Thursday of Nothingness Open Thread (and Screed FOAR HillyBob)
This week can eat an endless Vegas-style buffet of ass. El beisbol is interminable enough as it is without taking a 96-hour fucking coma…
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Hillary Clinton Gets a New Campaign Adviser
[BROOKLYN, NEW YORK: HILLARY CLINTON’S CAMPAIGN OFFICE HEADQUARTERS] ROBBY MOOK: …and that’s why I’m no longer allowed at the Costco on 118th Street. But enough…
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Your “Finally, It’s Over…OH GOD, NOW THE ACTUAL CAMPAIGN!” Tuesday Open Thread
Brief NFL briefs: Someone hacked the NFL’s twitter account, and posted the news Patriots fans were waiting for. Bitterness remained after the truth came…
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Offseason Diversions: Euro 2016 and Copa América Centenario Open POSTS and Thread
Mandatory minicamps start by mid-June. In the meantime, IT’S THE EURO AND COPA CENTENARIO! The U.S.A is hosting the Copa and already teams are dissing…
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Your “Remember That Thing?” Wednesday Open Thread
I promise no more anti-Toronto ranting today. After hearing about the Cleveland face wash* they received, it’s taken some of the air out of…