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Let’s Pick The Next New Currency Face
Big news today: The Treasury announced that Andrew Jackson will be removed from the $20 bill and be replaced by Harriet Tubman. The reasons…
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A Friendly Conversation
Operator: Greater Raleigh Telephone Operator Extension, how may I direct your call?….I see, yes sir, one moment please….(Phone Clicks)…Alright, you are connected to the video conference line to…
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Your “I’ve Had Enough of This Crap!” Thursday Open Thread
Dear Lord! There’s another Republican debate tonight? From Detroit?! The Fox Theater?! On Fox News?! /checks cable package; relieved Fox News isn’t listed //wishes…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
Because I am an idiot, I am planning on watching the Pro Bowl this weekend. Let’s see: teams captained by… Devonta Freeman and Geno Atkins?…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
With Fantasy Football now finished for the season (boooo), the Mailbag is now transitioning to that of a grab bag – your sex lives…
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Donald Trump Gets A Friendly Call
A phone rings in a spacious, luxurious apartment in Trump Tower. A large, dead caterpillar perched atop a molding orange answers. …
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Merry Christmas from the NFL Concussion Lawsuit Plaintiffs
As we gather around our families to remember the sacrifices made by our veterans in Bethlehem, we, the NFL Concussion Lawsuit Plaintiffs, would like…
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Owners To New Players: KEEP OUT
Responding to fallout from pictures of injuries inflicted by Greg Hardy on his girlfriend, several NFL team owners are calling for a halt to…
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Star of “The League” Admits Lies About 9/11 Escape, Declared Not Funny Retroactively
After a New York Times investigation revealed that his story about fleeing the World Trade Center on 9/11 was not true, Steve Rannazzisi was declared…