Monday Evening Thread – Does anyone know if Ted’s cabin in the woods is for rent?

ArmedandHammered - May 12, 2025May 12, 202587

Evening all, glad to be back from vacation and although we had a great time (the wife was ill through most of it) and it was nice to get away. The reason to go all the way across the country was for the spring releases of my wife's favorite wines,

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Yes, We Will Look At The Dessert Menu

DFOing Good

Horatio Cornblower - May 12, 2025May 11, 2025163

Guten Tag, Drones. Let's face it, most of the time when we go out to eat we do something stupid, like load up on the free bread before the appetizers even get to the table, then after you've worked your way through the appetizer, (and God forbid you ordered a soup),

Pope Talk, Yer On The Line – Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.

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Don T - May 11, 2025May 11, 202556

Good evening, my name is Dónal Yandel T and this [pause] is PopeTalk. I say unto you, Jesus Christ, gin is the devil distillate. This post has no sponsors, but kowtowing to the Vatican is how I pray away this CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG head hangover. Besides, the election of

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Passover Brisket and Latkes!

yeah right - May 11, 2025May 9, 202578

Good morning and salutations everyone! I'd like to thank the entire kommentariat for their work last week welcoming in the new pope. You can tell he's new because he still has that new pope smell. Everyone did their best to ring in the occasion with decorum, dignity, sincerity and gravitas as such a

Lesser Playoffs and Other Footed Ball Matters

King Hippo - May 10, 2025May 9, 2025103

Inter Milan get the banner pic, thanks to their Meastly performance at midweek. No shame on Barca (except the club President's bitchy attitude afterwards), that was just as good as The Footy ever gets. God, I hope they beat PSG. Narrator - They would NOT beat PSG. As the stakes-less Prem schedule

Sexy Friday – 20250509

Mr. Ayo - May 9, 2025May 9, 2025125

TGIF! Lots of rookie minicamps are starting today. So get ready for those reports of season ending injuries to start pouring in next week. Word Count Filler Time The survival series is over. And since you're still here I'm counting that as a success. You're still bound by the clubhouse rules of

Request Line: NFC West

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - May 9, 2025May 9, 202582

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY All the lights in the studio are off, and it is completely silent. DJ 3000' boots up... …and loads his status file. He glances around the empty studio and sighs. DJ 3000′: ONE MORE WEEK UNTIL HUNTER IS BACK FROM LONDON... Suddenly... --- [door flies open] --- DJ 3000′: Wow! It's Kurt

Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: South of the Border Substitutions

Sharkbait - May 9, 2025May 9, 202536

Hello once again, and happy Friday! Being that this week featured Cinco de Mayo, I thought it was best to involve tequila into this week's featured beverage. The drink of choice is from the Waldorf Astoria Bar Book, and it's the South of the Border Martinez. I've made a version

Your Thirsty Thursday Open Thread

scotchnaut - May 8, 2025May 8, 202586

All the threads are open these days, aren't they? Oh well... It was fun reading the comments in DJ Taj's post today. Whenever something of significance occurs you can always count on the commentariat to bring it. I couldn't participate because, you know, work. The month of May is a bastard because

GHOSTS ON THE GROUND 10: MARY PART 2

DJ TAJ - May 8, 2025May 1, 2025121

WE HAVE FOUND THE WRAITH Just there to your left, all of your worst dreams come true. Then there is where I must go. We will be staying on A deck. When you look down this hall it is impossible to see it end to end. I turn and look back. Snap. THE LONGER I