Sexy Friday – 20250516

Mr. Ayo - May 16, 2025May 16, 2025135

TGIF! I need a second nap already thanks to that "lunch" at the winery. Also, happy Leafs Elimination Day to all that celebrate! Word Count Filler Time Hey, we got some lawyers here, so here's a few funny transcripts. Judge: Have you been drinking alcohol? Defendant: Uh-huh Judge: Had you? Lawyer: Answer is audibly. Judge: Had you

Request Line: Exhaustion

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - May 16, 2025May 16, 2025114

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are...wait, it turns out the lights are actually on this week. Though, as usual, it remains completely silent. DJ 3000' boots up... …to see a familiar face lounging on the sofa, a textbook-shaped tome open in his lap. A soft snore indicates

Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Never Give Up

Sharkbait - May 16, 2025May 16, 202527

We've made it. Another week in the books, and we can kick back and relax with a nice drink. This one comes courtesy of Mrs. Sharkbait. Who came across a post on instagram and forwarded it to me. It's a Hanky Panky riff called the Don't Give Up The Ship.

What’s Up? Not Much. Your Thursday Night Open Thread

scotchnaut - May 15, 2025May 15, 2025138

T'is planting season up here and my wifey is going full bore. And as happens every year at this time, I re-learn all the names of the flowers that I'd forgotten last year and the year before that. So far the stars of the early season are some yellow begonias

GHOSTS ON THE GROUND 11: MARY PART 3

DJ TAJ - May 15, 2025May 9, 202524

THE ROOM OF EYES BECKONS Completely dark. Time has arrived. "B" deck calls out. I acknowledge her voice of doom but I have cravings for more. I want a taste of all of the pestiferous that's available. A wound has opened, a portal if you will. It's called the "Rope Room" Let's get

CFL Beat: Your 2025 Season Overview

The Maestro - May 15, 2025May 16, 202529

Hello all - after almost six months away, the CFL Beat makes its glorious return this week! I'm looking forward to another year of covering the ridiculous sport of Canadian football for all of you; I have sincerely missed my writing responsibilities this past little while. With the concert calendar

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Maypril Showers

Senor Weaselo - May 14, 2025May 14, 202579

Which is to say it's gray and rainy out while students are taking a mock final in today's TAing class, so I'm just in the back of the room doing nothing. Right now they're doing a 12-bar blues to notate chords for, and modes. They actually need to know how

25 Questions About….

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - May 14, 202568

This jacket: I was walking around London last night and saw a person wearing a Viagra jacket. I immediately took a picture and sent it to Balls, but I have questions that remain. Like-- Wat? I don't follow car racing (I don't see race?) but does Viagra still sponsor a team?

Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Open Threads

Alex_Demote - May 13, 2025May 13, 202571

Thread's open, people. We got the NFL international schedule today, plus I saw a bird! Discuss.

Subsequent GTD reflections

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - May 13, 2025May 12, 202555

Hello there fellow DFO'er. Hope you're well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain. There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Seriously. There isn't. This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:People like to say