Bring On the Meteor: Tuesday Open Thread

Open Threads

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - May 20, 202555

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in. I didn't want to do this. I hung up my litigation spikes for good nine years ago. Three and a half years ago, I turned in my badge (literal) and gun (figurative) when I walked away from court for

Subsequent GTD reflections

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - May 20, 2025May 19, 202568

Hello there fellow DFO'er. Hope you're well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain. There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Seriously. There isn't. This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:Holding onto anger is

Monday Evening Thread – The Leafs adva…. hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Schadenfreude enjoyment day

ArmedandHammered - May 19, 2025May 19, 202588

The silver linings for me this weekend are that I lost more weight, not in a good way and I watched the Leafs lose. So my day has been enlivened by the various flavors of schadenfreude from online media about the collapse. Of course Urinating Tree's is the best: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYHB1s7rRm8 So, I

A Surgeon Rearranged My Guts And All I Got Was This Lousy Weight Loss

Alex Makes Games

Alex_Demote - May 19, 2025May 19, 202520

On March 27th, I ate a Dave’s Double, a large fry, a small frosty, a spicy chicken sandwich, and 6 spicy nuggets from Wendy’s. That was my last meal, because since then, I have only eaten 2 protein shakes a day.

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Habemus Papem!!

DFOing Good

Horatio Cornblower - May 19, 2025May 18, 202593

Gutentag drones. We've got a draft based on current events for you today. For the first time in tries the Cardinals got one right and finally named an American as Pope! We'll just ignore his Peruvian citizenship, the fact that he seems to have spent at least half his life living outside

Leafs Reckoning Day – Sunday Offseason Etc Etc.

Don T - May 18, 2025May 18, 202578

You wanted it, you got it: Game 7, Panthers @ Leafs. Veiniest logo in sports. In local news, I took a coupla days off and went West, to Rincón, PR. We had very bad weather though. The banner photo is of yesterday’s typhoon. I had never seen that before. In other new stuff:

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Culinary History Lesson – Mushroom Stir Meat Slices

yeah right - May 18, 2025May 16, 202546

Happy Springtime Sunday morning to everyone. I am in the middle of my "personal busy season" right now. Just this weekend I had my eyes dilated - final eye exam of the year - I attended eldest granddaughters 20th birthday party and in 3 weeks there's the ballet and the week

Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-16

ballsofsteelandfury - May 17, 2025May 17, 2025277

I'm going continue the bit with the lists. Tonight, I present to you a list of things I like that start with the letter P: Pie Pasta Printemps (it's French) Ponies (but not like Redshirt) Poon (better than the other word, don't you think?) Parties Paella (Valenciana is best but I like all kinds) Pars Paris (the city) Pillows (the

Rebecc-ur’s Big Day – FA Cup Finale Open Thread

King Hippo - May 17, 2025May 16, 202581

Not much happening today, other than the City of Men taking on Crystal Palace (11:30, ESPN+) for the 2024-25 FA Cup gloUry. As Fronk once helpfully reminded me, the Murrikan face of the Premier League (NBC studio host Rebecc-ur Lowe) is a Palace supporter. Backing that up, she penned a nice

Sexy Friday – 20250516

Mr. Ayo - May 16, 2025May 16, 2025135

TGIF! I need a second nap already thanks to that "lunch" at the winery. Also, happy Leafs Elimination Day to all that celebrate! Word Count Filler Time Hey, we got some lawyers here, so here's a few funny transcripts. Judge: Have you been drinking alcohol? Defendant: Uh-huh Judge: Had you? Lawyer: Answer is audibly. Judge: Had you