Oh, you poor bastards. Today we careen over the precipice and into an existence devoid of mercy and gentleness, a series of darkening days and nights without dawn. The barrel of the 2015 National Football League season now rests against the back of your head, the danger of it having
Month: September 2015
It’s the Tennessee Titans: 2015 Preview, Screw You
DFO, Money comes in
As I had mentioned earlier, it is high time that we all received some highly dubious but yet highly profitable (MAYBE!) gambling advice from an invisible internet friend or two. As someone who has a lifetime gambling record of having won more than lost, I feel I am qualified to
In Which We Rank Athletes From Other Sports At Their Potential Ability to Play Football
OK, Thursday night. REAL LIFE ACTUAL HONEST-TO-GOD PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL THAT'S NOT THE CFL. Less than 12 hours until all our hopes and dreams are fulfilled from now until the end of February! However, in the meantime until the pissed-off Patriots run roughshod tonight over a Steelers team missing key contributors in
The 506
For some Labor Day marks the unofficial transition of summer to fall. Some, the changing of the foilage from verdant green to a rich panoply of red, orange, yellow and so forth provides the division. Still others the advent of countless scores of pumpkin based products even though it's not
A Dog’s Breakfast: The 2015 Atlanta Falcons Season Preview
INT. GEORGIA DOME - DAY Astonishingly handsome anchor steps into camera frame. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Hi folks, it's Rikki-Tikki-Deadly here, and I'm reporting LIVE from the Georgia Dome. It is absolutely thunderous in here...[presses finger to earpiece] Hey, Angela? PRODUCER: [inaudible] RTD: Yeah...it's too much. Can you get them to turn it down? PRODUCER: [inaudible] RTD: I don't
Your 2015 Houston Meh’s Team Preview.
Puzzle: Roster Cuts
Random NFL Preseason Thoughts And My Air Conditioning Is Broken
Hard Knocks: Fare Thee Well Intrepid Traveler
We bid adieu to another installment of Hard Knocks. Last preseason game and final round of cuts should feature prominently tonight. Good bye Houston, I hope you enjoy your inevitable 9-7 season because of your lack of a front line QB in an age that practically exclusively favors that position to
I heard that something happened with the Patriots today…
Oh, men. MEN. And WOMEN. And GENDER FLUID. “Inside a room accessible only to Belichick and a few others, they found a library of scouting material containing videotapes of opponents’ signals, with detailed notes matching signals to plays for many teams going back seven seasons. Among them were handwritten diagrams of
Team Preview Parade: NEYW ORLINS SAYNTS
Please note: dementia is a horrific condition- one that I have watched ravage two loved ones- and something that should not be made light of under any circumstances. Unless you’re a billionaire asshole who has surrounded himself with terrible people all his life and made a business of consigning healthy