Start or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

OK, Week 3 gearing up, and once again, work sucks, your lives are a mess, and the NFC East remains a radioactive clusterfuck. Some things never change, really! This is gonna be another short mailbag this week, because we seem to have a lack of #content being submitted to fill these

House MD DFW

[Interior- Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. Scene opens on DOCTOR HOUSE sitting in his oddly-stylish and expensively furnished office, playing with his giant tennis ball thing. Enter DOCTOR WILSON] WILSON: Good morning, House. I hope you slept well. HOUSE: [Gruff, insulting but humorous reply]. WILSON: At least one of us is. I have a

The Bastard Review, Episode Three “Effigy/Ddelw”

(It's Episode Three because the two-hour pilot is listed as two episodes, "Pilot Parts 1&2"). I said last week's episode was overstuffed, and that was an understatement, even for a two-hour presentation. At the end of this one I was left wondering what, if anything, had happened; it seemed weirdly sparse,

DFO, Money comes in

Week 2 brought a nice rebound performance for WhyEaglesWhy and especially King Hippo while I am basically Shia LeBeouf and our fearless leader is.... Onward and upwards!  Here are this week's picks: Balls of Steel I refuse to live in a world where the New York Jets are actually good.  Indianapolis' line is

NFL Divorcee Week 3: Hell At Its Freshest

On a Sunday afternoon, I'm sorry: using the sofa requires pants. Even if all friends, family, neighbors, coworkers, deliverymen, acquaintances, and Jehovah’s Witnesses always call before coming, why should only a layer of frayed cotton separate furniture from testicles? Brad's stand was not wearing pants, so we compromised on a

DFO Prediction Contests Update Week 2

Eliminator Challenge ($200 prize in cash or donation to Wounded Warriors) Wow.  That's all I can say.  Here are your remaining entrants: RANK ENTRY, OWNER 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 TIE TOTAL PCT 1* Tickle MonstersMavester 45 2 100.0 1* theone32123theone32123 36 2 100.0 1* sunrisesunrisesunrisensunrise 33 2 100.0 1* Senor Weaselommandrin 32 2 100.0 1* Firecrackers: The Silent Killersheilld10 32 2 100.0 1* JerBear50JeremeMW 12 2 100.0 Don't forget to put your picks in! It would be a shame to lose now because you forgot to put your pick in. DFO Spreads