Your “This Game’s Gonna Be Great!…Hopefully” Wild Card Tilt Open Thread

scotchnaut - January 10, 2016January 10, 2016

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GB @ Was: The weather in Washington, UK is 41 degrees but it feels like 34. However I don't think that it's going to be an issue for this game. It's been quite some time since the Slurs hosted a playoff game. This'll give you an idea: -Bread was only .25

Your “I Wish Coughlin Was Coaching One Of These Teams” Wild Card Game Open Thread

scotchnaut - January 10, 2016January 10, 2016

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csb/ When I was at university I would go back home for holidays, spring break and the summer and sling milk for my dad so that I could have spending money. Pere had the expectation that when I was finished schooling I would join him in the business. One morning

Instant Hippo Thoughts – AFC Wildcard Edition

Reflections

King Hippo - January 10, 2016January 10, 2016

Well...that kind of blew all the goats in Pakistan, didn't it? Turns out the Texans really didn't belong in the tournament after all. And my God, is Bill O'Brien ever a stupid, stupid man. The game ended less than 10 seconds into the action, before either team even huddled

The “Oh No, Katherine Webb Has to Wear a Parka” Late Playoff Game Open Thread

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - January 9, 2016January 9, 2016

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They're predicting freezing rain for the annual Cincinnati first round disappointment this year, adding to the suspense. How will it happen? Will AJ McCarron throw a back-breaking interception? Will Marvin Lewis waste his last challenge early? Will Antonio Brown catch 25 passes? Will THE BEN harf his way into the

It’s Here! It’s Here! Your Very First DFO Playoff Game Open Thread

scotchnaut - January 9, 2016

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A cynic (myself) might say that this game doesn't look very good but we're in "PLAYOFF MODE" now. LOSER GOES HOME...JUST LIKE THE WINNER! Okay, I'm sure you know what I mean because we all type English here. We've endured some weird crap over the course of the season and

Your Playoff Prelude-What’s On Before The Game? Open Thread

scotchnaut - January 9, 2016

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For those of you not bothering to be productive before 4:20 (420!) let's go over the offerings, shall we? Man U/Sheffield: What happens here is that fit dudes try to advance the ball towards the opponents net. You wanted details? Uh, Hippo? NBA: Cha/Clippers-What happens here is that the regular season is

Your Friday Night Open Thread

scotchnaut - January 8, 2016January 8, 2016

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Are you smelling it? No, not the Hippo fart, It's something even more intoxicating! The playoffs are so close. I'm genuinely hyped for this. On top of the football action Jim Boeheim comes back from his 9 game suspension just in time to get absolutely frickin' crushed by [spits on ground]

Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

The Maestro - January 8, 2016January 8, 2016

With Fantasy Football now finished for the season (boooo), the Mailbag is now transitioning to that of a grab bag - your sex lives can still get plenty of attention, but anything goes for questions now! Sports! Violence! Inventions! Whatever ya got, it's all on the table here. So welcome back!

Six Years? Six Damn Years.

WCS - January 8, 2016January 8, 2016

I found [site redacted] back in 2007. I don't exactly recall the first time I found [site redacted], though I do recall the almost instantaneous connection I felt. Though I didn't comment for well over a year, I lurked, and just laughed and laughed and laughed. I had heard about [site

H.P. Lovecraft on the Tedium of Relocation

Beerguyrob - January 8, 2016

(Because the relocation saga is equal parts misery & pain, plus the fact that Dean Spanos looks like Father Dagon, it seems only natural to combine the emptiness of Lovecraft's poetry with the soullessness of NFL ownership.) Despair by H.P. Lovecraft and Roger Goodell O’er the frozen tundra thawing, Thro’ the concrete stadia blowing, The

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 16)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - January 8, 2016January 8, 2016

The scene: An old, possibly haunted, house. A taxi pulls up out front and JJ Fozz, Rikki-Tikki-Deadly and Lord Revisisle get out. JJ Fozz: This is the place? What a dump. Lord Revisisle (checking his cell phone): This is where the GPS brought us. 1313 Mockingbird Lane. Rikki-Tikki-Deadly: This place is spooky.

How did we do?

laserguru - January 8, 2016

With the conclusion of the NFL regular season I thought it might be interesting to see how well we performed with our preseason predictions. Some observations from my research: goddamn we had a lot of posts since the end of July. We also had an amazing amount of sexy girl "cheesecake"