I'll be honest about this: I love awards, and awards shows, and basically anything where various things are declared "the best." A big part of this is that I also love to declare things "the best," and to argue when other people declare the wrong things "the best." I'm excited
Month: January 2017
Jim Tomsula To Bring Shoe Soup To [*Redacted] s Practice
The [*Redacted] s have given itinerant worker Jim Tomsula a new home, and a new group to teach the tricks of train-hopping and bindle packing.
Aaron Rodgers to spend off season R-E-L-A-Xing, big timing family.
"I thought 'run the table' meant, like, at Denny's" - Mike McCarthy
I feel your pain.
To our Charger, Raider, and Rams (I guess) commentists. I feel for you, I really do. I felt your pain 21 years ago. I am originally from the small city Winnipeg, Mb. In the summers it is fucking ace but it the winter it is the coldest, most bleak place ever since a
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Conference Championship Sunday (2016 Season)
Your “WAKE UP, IT’S TIME FOR FOOTBALL!” AFC Championship Game Open Thread
GENERAL: Mr. President, Agent Scotchnaut is pinned down in Bucharest and can’t post the Open Thread this afternoon! PRESIDENT RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: [pulls up pants] I’ll handle...wait. This seems familiar. GENERAL: He's getting 418'd! THERE'S NO TIME! PRESIDENT RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Fine, fine, sheesh. You know, when my Russian handlers coerced me I signed up for this job of my own
NFC Championship Open Thread
Here we are. Scotchy has, for some strange reason, been locked out of Word Press, so he can't write up the Open Thread. That pisses me off because: 1) I love his intros 2) I love Canada and Canadien histoire. 3) I'm literally in bed writing this on my phone and I'm just wanting
2017 On Pace to “Out-Suck” 2016
Royals' Yordano Ventura, 25, killed in car crash in Dominican Republic.
False fire alarm at 3 a.m. in Steeler’s Boston Hotel. Hotel Staff and Fire Department Choose Not To Evacuate Team “Just In Case” Fire Is Real
A Completely Neutral, Thorough Preview of the AFC Championship Game
Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Clam Chowder. YOU Can Make This!
Greetings folks. Welcome back. A couple of quick disclaimers before we get started: Today's recipe has nothing to do with the NFL's least favorite franchise still playing in the playoffs and also, apart from this reference I will not be calling today's recipe New England style clam chowder and I sure
DFO Insider: A Quarterback’s Purpose
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are talking to their lawyer on speakerphone. RIGHT REVEREND ELECTRIC MAYHEM: ...I mean, they're both orangutans, they're both librarians, they both only ever say "ook"...I'm just saying that I don't think throwing premiere tickets at him is going to make this