Live On Periscope: Tío Salamanca Gives Fantasy Draft Strategy

Don T - August 27, 2016August 27, 2016

[3:30 sunlight shines into nursing home room with top production values.] Door Flies Open: Oh, Tío! Who knew that underneath your insatiable bloodlust there was an equally intense passion for fantasy football... DFO: Is it true that the Flex position was invented by a mule who ran with you back in Juárez? Tío Salamanca: DingDingDingDing. Nurse: Don’t

Live On Periscope: The Oracle Talks Free Agent Signings

Don T - July 21, 2016July 21, 2016

Kinda OK video of a well-lit, plain kitchen; the audio is loud and clear. Door Flies Open: …right there on the big toe. But in the end, odontology is more art than science, I’ve been told. Over here? Lemme just set the phone facing *Loud thud* I AM STANDING HERE AT

Euro 2016 DFO Field Report: Part Deux

ballsofsteelandfury - June 21, 2016June 21, 2016

Our man on the scene is kicking ass and taking names (no he's not Russian or English, why do you ask? ) and he's back with another ON THE SPOT REPORT. Take it away, Litre_cola! [gview file="https://www.doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Dispatch-2-The-Red-Curtains.pdf"] Awesome job! Man, I wish I was there. BTW, I know I owe you guys an

Live On Periscope: Jaqen H’gar Talks AFC South & 2016 Draft

Don T - May 18, 2016July 20, 2016

Hardly illuminated video of shadowy, jumpy images. The audio is a bit grainy, but clear. Jaqen H’gar: *In a deliberate, paused enunciation* Come forth, please. Door Flies Open: *Shrill overanxious voice* There near the water? Good. Lemme just set this… *Thud* I’M HERE AT THE FAMOUS HOUSE OF BLACK AND WHI— JH:

Diary of a Panic Attack Pt. 1

WCS - April 25, 2016April 25, 2016

Sup, kiddos. I used to suffer from the occasional panic attack episodes (meaning 1-4 over the span of 2-3 days) every year, year and half growing up. I didn't know what they were, nor did my parents ever really see fit to have it looked into. It's not their fault; I

DFO Field Trip: Walking The AFL Beat

WhyEaglesWhy - March 31, 2016March 31, 2016

It's been quite a while since I posted, and I was looking for a way to jump back in. DFO's burgeoning interest in football from the land down under has prompted me to write about my trip to the footy grounds for the Port Adelaide Power's Easter Sunday clash with