DFO Field Trip

Live On Periscope: Tío Salamanca Gives Fantasy Draft Strategy

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[3:30 sunlight shines into nursing home room with top production values.] Door Flies Open: Oh, Tío! Who knew that underneath your insatiable bloodlust there was an equally intense passion for fantasy football... DFO: Is it true that the Flex position was invented by a mule who ran with you back in Juárez? Tío Salamanca: DingDingDingDing. Nurse: Don’t

Euro 2016 DFO Field Report: Part Deux

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Our man on the scene is kicking ass and taking names (no he's not Russian or English,  why do you ask? ) and he's back with another ON THE SPOT REPORT. Take it away,  Litre_cola! [gview file="https://www.doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Dispatch-2-The-Red-Curtains.pdf"] Awesome job!  Man,  I wish I was there.  BTW, I know I owe you guys an

Live On Periscope: Jaqen H’gar Talks AFC South & 2016 Draft

Don T -
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Hardly illuminated video of shadowy, jumpy images. The audio is a bit grainy, but clear. Jaqen H’gar: *In a deliberate, paused enunciation* Come forth, please. Door Flies Open: *Shrill overanxious voice* There near the water? Good. Lemme just set this… *Thud* I’M HERE AT THE FAMOUS HOUSE OF BLACK AND WHI— JH:

Diary of a Panic Attack Pt. 1

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Sup, kiddos. I used to suffer from the occasional panic attack episodes (meaning 1-4 over the span of 2-3 days) every year, year and half growing up. I didn't know what they were, nor did my parents ever really see fit to have it looked into. It's not their fault; I