Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 11)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - November 6, 2015June 14, 2016

The scene: 30,000 years BC, more or less. Marc Trestmans Windowless Van is curled up on the floor of the hut, clutching his bag of weed tightly. Covalent Blonde is attempting to wrestle it away as Horatio Cornblower and OSZ try to reason with him. Marc Trestmans Windowless Van: No

I WOULD LIKE A SELFIE

WCS - October 31, 2015October 31, 2015

“I Would Like A Selfie” For context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7xWw-_VIy0&ab_channel=JASONSCARYSTORYS Outside of a small town in Central Texas was a supposed haunted house. This house was surrounded by a relatively thick woods, and had been abandoned for untold years. Local children had learned legends of how every night, a severed head would fall down its decrepit chimney. A

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 10)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - October 30, 2015June 14, 2016

The scene: Halloween night, one year ago. Otto Man, dressed up as Spider-Man, is walking down the street. Otto Man (singing): Otto Man, Otto Man, doing whatever an Otto can... In the distance, a car approaches slowly. Otto Man: Man, I'm sure glad OSZ talked me into dressing up tonight. Every

Commentist Party Community Discussion – Fargo and The Leftovers, Seasons 2

King Hippo - October 27, 2015October 27, 2015

Sadly, due to a combination of my own laziness and the demanding mistress that is football heroin addiction...I don't have the time/energy to produce the full, in-depth recapping/reviews that these series deserve. But these are indeed worthy of singling out for your attention and DVR space, as we seek

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 9)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - October 23, 2015June 14, 2016

The scene: Outside of the DFO clubhouse. All is quiet out front, aside from the pitiful voice of Ballsofsteelandfury. Ballsofsteelandfury: Guys...hey, is there anyone around? I need some help here... The camera pans up to reveal Ballsofsteelandfury hanging upside down from the flag pole. Ballsofsteelandfury: Aw, come on, guys... The sound of

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 8)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - October 16, 2015October 16, 2015

The scene: 30,000 BC, some time after noon. The DFOers have been brought back to the savages' camp, and are being held under guard in a hut, except for Otto's Brain, who is being rolled back and forth by some of the children out front. Covalent Blonde: I still

All Movie Baseball Team

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - October 14, 2015October 14, 2015

Hey guys, it's time for something stupid. Inspired by an email chain from today, here's my team of fictional film baseball players. My rule was one player per film series, no real players played by actors/playing themselves. Feel free to tell me I'm an idiot in the comments, everyone did

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 7)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - October 9, 2015June 14, 2016

The scene: The DFO clubhouse. Doktor Zymm is on her cell phone, and has several laptop computers open as well as several large books with titles like “Advanced Theories in Quantum Mechanics ” and “Time Travel: What To Do When Things Go Wrong.” Doktor Zymm (into the phone):

Thoughts On The Rams Potential Move Back To Los Angeles

SonOfSpam - October 7, 2015October 6, 2015

St. Louis Rams owner Stan Kroenke has submitted a stadium plan for a brand new $2 billion facility in Inglewood, California. The idea would be to move his Rams (and possibly another team) to this new stadium. which is about 20 miles west of downtown Los Angeles and very close

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 6)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - October 2, 2015October 1, 2015

From the journal of PK: Gosh, what an exciting time it's been since I joined Door Flies Open! It seems like only yesterday that they welcomed me into their ranks (disclaimer: I am still a prospect, and not a full member) and I have to admit that it's been the best

House MD DFW

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - September 25, 2015September 25, 2015

[Interior- Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. Scene opens on DOCTOR HOUSE sitting in his oddly-stylish and expensively furnished office, playing with his giant tennis ball thing. Enter DOCTOR WILSON] WILSON: Good morning, House. I hope you slept well. HOUSE: [Gruff, insulting but humorous reply]. WILSON: At least one of us is. I have a

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 5)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - September 25, 2015June 14, 2016

Scene: Outside of Le Muffin de Crosse, a French bakery in the downtown area. OSZ and Marc Trestmans Windowless Van are just stepping outside, licking frosting off their fingers. Marc Trestmans Windowless Van: See? I told you this was a good idea. OSZ: I'm not arguing. It's just that it's a five-mile