Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 9)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - October 23, 2015June 14, 2016

The scene: Outside of the DFO clubhouse. All is quiet out front, aside from the pitiful voice of Ballsofsteelandfury. Ballsofsteelandfury: Guys...hey, is there anyone around? I need some help here... The camera pans up to reveal Ballsofsteelandfury hanging upside down from the flag pole. Ballsofsteelandfury: Aw, come on, guys... The sound of

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 8)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - October 16, 2015October 16, 2015

The scene: 30,000 BC, some time after noon. The DFOers have been brought back to the savages' camp, and are being held under guard in a hut, except for Otto's Brain, who is being rolled back and forth by some of the children out front. Covalent Blonde: I still

All Movie Baseball Team

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - October 14, 2015October 14, 2015

Hey guys, it's time for something stupid. Inspired by an email chain from today, here's my team of fictional film baseball players. My rule was one player per film series, no real players played by actors/playing themselves. Feel free to tell me I'm an idiot in the comments, everyone did

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 7)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - October 9, 2015June 14, 2016

The scene: The DFO clubhouse. Doktor Zymm is on her cell phone, and has several laptop computers open as well as several large books with titles like “Advanced Theories in Quantum Mechanics ” and “Time Travel: What To Do When Things Go Wrong.” Doktor Zymm (into the phone):

Thoughts On The Rams Potential Move Back To Los Angeles

SonOfSpam - October 7, 2015October 6, 2015

St. Louis Rams owner Stan Kroenke has submitted a stadium plan for a brand new $2 billion facility in Inglewood, California. The idea would be to move his Rams (and possibly another team) to this new stadium. which is about 20 miles west of downtown Los Angeles and very close

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 6)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - October 2, 2015October 1, 2015

From the journal of PK: Gosh, what an exciting time it's been since I joined Door Flies Open! It seems like only yesterday that they welcomed me into their ranks (disclaimer: I am still a prospect, and not a full member) and I have to admit that it's been the best

House MD DFW

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - September 25, 2015September 25, 2015

[Interior- Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. Scene opens on DOCTOR HOUSE sitting in his oddly-stylish and expensively furnished office, playing with his giant tennis ball thing. Enter DOCTOR WILSON] WILSON: Good morning, House. I hope you slept well. HOUSE: [Gruff, insulting but humorous reply]. WILSON: At least one of us is. I have a

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 5)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - September 25, 2015June 14, 2016

Scene: Outside of Le Muffin de Crosse, a French bakery in the downtown area. OSZ and Marc Trestmans Windowless Van are just stepping outside, licking frosting off their fingers. Marc Trestmans Windowless Van: See? I told you this was a good idea. OSZ: I'm not arguing. It's just that it's a five-mile

The Bastard Review, Episode Three “Effigy/Ddelw”

pickettschargeksk - September 24, 2015September 24, 2015

(It's Episode Three because the two-hour pilot is listed as two episodes, "Pilot Parts 1&2"). I said last week's episode was overstuffed, and that was an understatement, even for a two-hour presentation. At the end of this one I was left wondering what, if anything, had happened; it seemed weirdly sparse,

Tony Romo Sings The Hits Of Cat Stevens

SonOfSpam - September 23, 2015September 23, 2015

Hey, Cowboys fans! Depressed because yet another season has gone down in flames thanks to your brittle quarterback? Wondering what to do with your Sundays to avoid watching Brandon Weeden shit the bed? Well, here at K-Hel Records, we have your answer! Since he can't sling a ball for a while,

The Bastard Review

pickettschargeksk - September 18, 2015September 18, 2015

The two-hour pilot to Kurt Sutter's new FX series The Bastard Executioner is, among other things, a prime example of the difficulty inherent in making a good pilot. All pilots tempt their writers toward exposition, and the bigger the story the writer wants to tell, the greater the temptation. Few can resist,

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 4)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - September 18, 2015June 14, 2016

Scene: An interrogation room in the City's Police Department. A member of the DFO sits in a chair as the department's Hard-boiled Detective grills him. Hard-boiled Detective: Look, buddy, you can play the tough guy all you want, but you're not walking out that door until I get some answers. DFO