House of Pain (The Reignition): A Treatise on Tabasco

Senor Weaselo - April 12, 2018April 11, 2018

Hey there, lizard people. we're back, and like the Hess truck, we're better than ever! /Looks down towards his abdomen… no, not that far, my eyes are up here. All right, well, we're back anyway, the level of back-ness is up for debate. I'm Senor Weaselo, and this is House of Pain.

Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Flannan Isles Lighthouse

The Maestro - April 12, 2018April 11, 2018

I don't know, men. I just don't know. Sometimes your head goes to places where things just stop making sense after a while. You get so perplexed. You think there's something more... and you're so close to figuring it out... and yet it still... doesn't... work... anyways, enough about the

Your “OOOOOHHHHHH YEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!” Tuesday Night Open Thread

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - April 10, 2018April 10, 2018

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WHAT MADNESS IS THIS?! FERMENTEDBEVERAGEHUMANMALEROBERT HAS AWAKENED BOLTMAN FROM HIS DEEP, DARK SLUMBER WITHIN THE BOWELS OF SAN DIEGO COUNTY CREDIT UNION QUALCOMM JACK MURPHY STADIUM, DEMANDING HIS DECREE ON THE DAILY HAPPENINGS OF THE MORTAL WORLD OF THE ACCURSED NFL! BOLTMAN WILL ASSURE YOU ALL THAT FERMENTEDBEVERAGEHUMANMALEROBERT'S MESSENGER MET A SLOW AND

AFL Beat – 2018 Round 3

ballsofsteelandfury - April 9, 2018April 9, 2018

This week, Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 3 The Round started off on North American late Thursday night with the winless Carlton Blues taking on the winless Collingwood Magpies. No, I did not stay up late for this one. Rather, I woke up at my normal time and was able

TGISF… Eye Of The Beholder

theeWeeBabySeamus - April 6, 2018April 6, 2018

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I had an appointment with the eye doctor yesterday. I was very nervous about it. Not that I'm afraid of going to the eye doctor per se. But more that I was afraid of what she was going to tell me. So afraid was I, that I'd put off this

Goddess II – Episode 10

theeWeeBabySeamus - April 6, 2018April 4, 2018

[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Casino Floor, 5:44am] Balls, Vanessa and tWBS sit at a bar overlooking the casino floor, sipping Mimosas. From a distance, they watch as Leticia continues playing Blackjack at a table about 50 feet away. The other two players who were seated at the table when Leticia

Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Tunguska Event

The Maestro - April 5, 2018April 4, 2018

Talk about an explosive off-season! With all of the trades going on leading into the draft, it's been hard to keep track of things sometimes. While everyone's most notably fixated on the Rams right now, I have to say, I was more intrigued by Jason Pierre-Paul headed to Tampa Bay.

AFL Beat – 2018 Round 2

ballsofsteelandfury - April 2, 2018April 2, 2018

This week, So, remember those happy days when it seemed like we knew what was going on with this league? Yeah, me neither. There were a LOT of upsets this week. Let's get to it! Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 2 The Round started with a Grand Final rematch at Adelaide

TGISF… Something Something Down A Rabbit Hole Something Something

theeWeeBabySeamus - March 30, 2018March 30, 2018

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Last year, my pre-Easter TGISF was fairly creative I thought. It won't be this year. Why? Because my ass hurts. A lot. Many of you know why. Those who don't, feel free to make the standard joke which comes to mind. But trust me....my left ass cheek is almost completely purple

Goddess II – Episode 9

theeWeeBabySeamus - March 30, 2018March 29, 2018

[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Citizens Kitchen and Bar, 3:41am] Balls, Vanessa, Leticia and tWBS all sit together at a table, eating. Balls (to Vanessa): How are the pancakes? Vanessa: They're great! You want a bite? Balls: No. I'm good with my California Omelette. This Pico de Gallo is amazing... Balls (to Leticia): How's the

Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Jeannette DePalma Murder

The Maestro - March 29, 2018March 25, 2018

I had some East Coast business to attend to this past week; my staff were busy checking out some basketball players in the NIT for me... I'm hoping to sign some of them to contracts. To help our O-line, of course. All the same, while scouting was happening at Madison

AFL Beat – 2018 Round 1 and AFLW Grand Final Recap

ballsofsteelandfury - March 26, 2018March 26, 2018

This week, All of this, the AFLW Grand Final, the results of the Lady Footy Tipping Contest, the standings of the NEW Footy Tipping Contest, and all the AFL Round 1 action on Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! *** AFL Round One Since 2008, the AFL season opener has featured the Richmond Tigers