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Meanwhile, in Jupiter…
INT. POLICE STATION FRONT DESK – DAY A weary-looking Hispanic female officer sits behind a divider that separates the police station bullpen from the…
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AFLW Round Five 2019
This week, and Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! AFLW Round 5 Recaps Round 5 began with my Geelong Cats taking on the Brisbane Lions…
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Temptation Island Talk – Episode 7
Welcome back to Temptation Island Talk! Before I get into this week’s recap, I want to talk about the science of serialized TV shows.…
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Your “Slippery When Wet” Friday Evening Open Thread
Since last weekend, we’ve gotten nearly 7 inches of rain where I live. One literally can’t walk outside without sinking. The one day we…
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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: Greek Fire
I was scrolling through the TV channels the other day, waiting for the phone to ring about my next head coaching gig, and I…
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AFLW Round Four 2019
This week, and Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! AFLW Round 4 Recaps Round 4 began at a civilized time on Friday night for yours…
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Temptation Island Talk – Episode 6
Welcome back to Temptation Island Talk! Before I get into this week’s recap, I want to talk a bit about why I love this…
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Your “Colours Make Things Interesting – Part One” Friday Evening Open Thread
Okay. I have to try to say this in a way which won’t sound racist…. For the few years I’ve been writing Sexy Friday…
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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Great Panjandrum
Say what you will these days about unpredictability, but it’s hard to keep opponents on their toes more and more. It takes real innovation…
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AFLW Round Three 2019
This week, and Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! AFLW Round 3 Recaps Round 3 began again on North American Thursday night which doesn’t really…