Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them

LA Football: A Local’s View

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Not surprisingly, USC fell to the Stanford Cardinal in Palo Alto by a score of 27-10.  Somewhat surprisingly, UCLA beat the BYU Cougars in Utah by a score of 17-14. WHAT? Ok, FINE!  The ...LA Rams (still sounds weird) played their home opener at the Coliseum against the Seattle Seahawks. And somehow, thanks

CrimeBeat!: DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT?!?! Edition

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Brothers and sisters and those in between, I thank you for joining the DFO congregation on this glorious day. It is a day of hope. It is a day of slacking. It is a day for reflecting upon what depths of inebriation you sank to last weekend in order to

Your “Was That Good For You Too?” Friday Evening Open Thread

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NFL News: Cam showed "no indications of concussion" last night, so that's why he stayed in the game. Uh huh - and the Broncos D wasn't headhunting. Cam's dad alleges chicanery & poor officiating, but not outright racism, in how he was treated during the game. the money quote comes

CramBeet?: St. Swithin’s Day Massacre Edition

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/Vault door shudders and creaks, whines and slowly withdraws, rolling to one side //A dirty, disheveled man in a torn jumpsuit peers out from the door frame, squinting against even the faint sunlight. His beard appears to be thick and bushy enough to hide Dan Snyder, but something still hints at

CrimeBeat!: Thirty Days in the Hole Edition

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No time for love, Dr. Jones- let's get right down to it. BRING FORTH THE ACCUSED! PRESEASON MVPs CHARGE: Breach of promise OMG YOU GUYS DID YOU SEE DAK PRESCOTT! START HIM NOW! FUTURE EM VEE PEE! HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS! GGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! /passes out, loses bladder control. Oh yes, boys and girls, it's that time

Your “Just Another Sign The Season Is Upon Us” Tuesday Open Thread

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NFL Roundup: plenty of news today Ugh. Fresh on the heels of the good news that Kenny Easley has been chosen by the Senior Committee for possible Hall of Fame consideration comes Jerry Jones & Paul Taglibue being nominated for the Hall in the "Contributor" category. The League has given

Your “Not Quite Heroin; More Like Methadone” Monday Open Thread

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NFL News: Florio is retreading a report that the NFL is considering the Rams & 49ers in China for the 2018 season's first game. The main article is hidden behind a paywall that demanded too much info, but the gist I caught was that the League would make this the Thursday

The Dunghill of College Sports

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College football is a fucking joke. Hey look! Iowa Asshole Polytechnic edged out Oklahoma Electrical Training Institute 65-8! It was close and we can’t wait for the rematch in the second annual North Dakota State Police Training Academy Brutality Bowl! What a contest.   Give me a goddamn break. Every year we are

CrimeBeat!: “In five years the Spanos family will be completely legitimate” Edition

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Whelp, that's what comes of trying to be prepared. I figured since I was supposed to have trial this week I would pre-prep some of my weekly crap on Saturday and just keep it under the warming lamps until Tuesday. I got the idea from Golden Corral. So I had

Your “How Much Gravy Was Wasted?” Monday Open Thread

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NFL Notes: well, I expected nfl.com to have little if any mention of last night's fiasco. All they've got is a short piece on the need to replace the field, without laying any direct blame for last night. in follow-up, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! RGIII has been named the pre-season starter for the

Your “Olympic Hall of Fame Weekend” Friday Open Thread

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NFL late-Friday News Dump: The Cardinals have extended Fitty through 2017 and Carson Palmer through 2018. Mike McCarthy vows to never give up play calling again. So get ready for more Packer field goals from the three. Brandon Marshall threw a punch at Darrelle Revis in practice Friday. Looks like

CrimeBeat!: Take the Cannoli Edition

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Well boys and girls, we made it. Training camps are all now officially "going on". Peter King is probably on some back road in Iowa between Mankato and Missouri Western State University, glorying in the soybean fields and meth shacks that he considers "Real America" and (God willing) getting crippling