Offseason Events

World Cup 2018 Team Preview – Spain

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You may remember my post about Spain from last year: Link That tells you pretty much all I want to tell you about Spain The Country. This post will actually focus pretty heavily on Spain The Team.  Why? Because Spain is one of the five teams I think have a realistic shot to

World Cup 2018 Team Preview: Iran (So Far)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoS8DrrlnTQ Welcome to another DFO World Cup preview. Today we'll be looking at the Iranian team. They are known as "Team Melli," which means "The National Team." They've also been called the Persian Stars, Shiran e Iran (the Iranian Lions), the Cheetahs (due to conservation efforts), or the Princes of Persia. Would

World Cup 2018 Team Preview – Russia

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If you think i'm going to fill this preview with pictures of hot Russian girls that may or may not have peed on various heads of state, including our own President, you know me quite well. There will be some fútbol,  of course,  but let's face it,  not even the Russian

AFL Beat – 2018 Round 8

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We are back and I would be remiss not to thank my good buddy tWBS for filling in for me last weekend!  It's been, what, three weeks since I've done this?  I used to fill these with pictures of hot Australian girls, didn't I? If not, I do apologize.  Now, where

World Cup 2018 Team Preview – Egypt

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Before we begin, obligatory: Lazy, yes, but do you really think I'm going to pass up a chance to show you Susanna Hoffs in a skimpy outfit? Fuck and no.  Damn, she can still get it. Speaking of, can the Egyptian National Team get it in the World Cup?  "It" being, of course,

The Return (and Rebranding) of the BattleBots Beat!

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A long time ago (2015 does feel like an eternity), the most-recognized American robot fighting tournament came back to TV. Yes, BattleBots came back, and there was much rejoicing. I covered the second season of it for this very website! And by covered it, I mean recapped the already taped

AFL Beat – 2018 Round 7

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As you've no doubt surmised from that beautifully done banner image, this is tWBS coming at you this week from down under.  But don't get excited (not that you would anyway) because I'm about to really let BallsofSteelandFury  down.  You see, it was my job to sit in for him

Your Wednesday Champions League Semifinal Vuelta Open Thread

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Roma - Liverpool (2-5) Balls: Those two goals are what make this match intriguing.  In the previous round against Barcelona,  Roma lost the first game away 1-4 and everyone had written them off. Then,  the return leg in Rome happened and they got the 3-0 result they needed.  The away goal scored

Tuesday Champions League Semifinal Vuelta Open Thread

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Real Madrid - Bayern Munich (2-1) Balls: After last week's road win, Real are sitting pretty with the tips of their penises firmly wedged in the butthole of the Champions League Final. HOWEVAH, Bayern will have something to say about that. Last year,  these two teams met and Real also won 1-2

Your Saturday Morning Draft Continues Open Thread

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To Lemonjello's relief,  we are not talking fútbol this morning.  Not while the draft is on. We can discuss last night's selections and today's choices.  That last sentence could apply to food,  drinks,  sexual partners,  or draft picks. YOU MAKE THE CALL! In the meantime,  I want you bring this important and hilarious

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Draft Morning After Pill

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Special April edition!  With Lamar! looking like a very confused, out-of-place Notre Dame mascot imitator.  And #ThePauls being #ThePauls.  Thank heavenly Jeebus Tittyfuck for that. So let's start with the losers of Round 1.  Snap judgments, since we obviously ain't seen these cats play at the NFL level, and I'm still