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Guay Referendum: 2019 Copa América Day 3
Today is the debut of Paraguay and Uruguay in the Copa América. Fish out of sand Qatar takes on Paraguay and the better Guay…
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Your “So Ya Wanna Watch Some Footsy, Eh?” Saturday Morning Open Thread
It wasn’t supposed to be this way. There are far more knowledgeable soccer doofuses that should be doing this but I volunteered and y’all…
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LET’S PLAY SOME GOLF! OR JUST SIT ON THE COUCH AND DRINK BEER ALL DAY WATCHING TV!
IT’S HERE! IT’S FINALLY HERE! Yeah, we already had The Masters (and you know my thoughts about Augusta National), and the PGA Championship was…
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AFL Beat 2019 Round 12
This week, Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! Round 12 Recaps and Highlights Last week, I mentioned that I really hate the byes.…
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Bite Me: Uruguay 2019 Copa América Preview
Lips near each other, no teeth showing: perfect form for a kiss. That was in 2011, the last time Uruguay won the Copa América.…
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¡Vamos peruanos! – Peru team preview.
Hola morning people! Let’s start off here, I know nothing of Peruvian football or footballers. What do I know about Peru? They make Pisco…
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Hot and Unstable: Argentina 2019 Copa América Preview
Prodigious resources wasted by incompetent narcissists: that’s Argentina. But enough about politics. Let’s talk fútbol. In the last World Cup, Argentina had one of…
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AFL Beat 2019 Round 11
This week, Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! Round 11 Recaps and Highlights It’s too bad our normal schedule of one Australian Friday…
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Copa América 2019 Team Preview: Brasil
As you all know by now, Brasil is the Land of the Ass. Please note that I will be spelling Brasil with the “s”…
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Losers No More! Champions League Final Open Thread
It’s the biggest game of club fútbol and we’re getting the equivalent of a Vikings – Bills Superb Owl. “Can I deesterb you for…