Goddess II – Episode 9

theeWeeBabySeamus - March 30, 2018March 29, 2018

[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Citizens Kitchen and Bar, 3:41am] Balls, Vanessa, Leticia and tWBS all sit together at a table, eating. Balls (to Vanessa): How are the pancakes? Vanessa: They're great! You want a bite? Balls: No. I'm good with my California Omelette. This Pico de Gallo is amazing... Balls (to Leticia): How's the

Goddess II – Episode 8

theeWeeBabySeamus - March 23, 2018March 23, 2018

Previously, on Goddess II.... When the elevator doors open... tWBS (to Balls): Holy shit, you weren't kidding. Balls: Inorite???? The foursome enters the suite. Leticia: I need to go freshen up... (to tWBS) ... While I'm gone, don't you dare do anything I'll have to make you regret later. Vanessa: Me too, I'll go with you

Goddess II – Episode 7

theeWeeBabySeamus - March 16, 2018March 21, 2018

Previously, on Goddess II.... [Red Square Bar, Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Approximately Midnight] Balls (to Vanessa): See? I knew we’d find them here. tWBS (to Leticia): See? I knew they’d find us here. Leticia: Unbelievable. tWBS (turns to Balls): We’ve been looking for your asses all night. So where’s the case? You said you

Goddess II – Episode 6

theeWeeBabySeamus - March 9, 2018March 9, 2018

[Sky View Suite, Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, 11:09pm] When the elevator doors open, Balls and Vanessa lead their entourage inside. Balls (to the crowd while turning on the music): OK Folks... Try not to break anything. Bedrooms are off limits. Otherwise, make yourselves at home and enjoy yourselves. There's beer and

Goddess II – Episode 5

theeWeeBabySeamus - March 2, 2018March 2, 2018

[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Early Evening, Elevator, Going Down] (giggity) Leticia: So where did they go? tWBS: No idea. The note only said they still wanted to party and were going to try to double the money. Leticia: I thought you didn't care about the money. tWBS (becoming increasingly irritated): I don't care

At The Movies VII – Hard Ticket to Hawaii

ballsofsteelandfury - February 26, 2018February 26, 2018

[Interior, DFO Clubhouse, Downstairs Bathroom, 2:15 AM] Balls is sitting on the toilet, watching live AFL and...otherwise involved. Suddenly, he hears a knock on the door. Mysterious Voice: KHNOCK KHNOCK! He looks up and sees this: Balls: Oh, hi June! Or is it Ms. Khnockers? Lovely to see you! Won't you come on in?

Goddess II – Episode 4

theeWeeBabySeamus - February 23, 2018February 27, 2018

[Sky View Suite, Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Dusk] When the elevator doors open..... tWBS: Holee... Leticia: ...Shit. balls (giggling): Hee hee. Told ya. Leticia: da Fuq????? Vanessa: Right????? balls: Welcome to the Sky View Suite. Thanks to Leticia and Vanessa spotting that Old Bag's bullshit, we're comped. Let's get crunk. tWBS: You guys go ahead. Imma hit

Offseason Qb Interviews! – Miami edition.

litre_cola - February 21, 2018February 20, 2018

Yeaahhhh Miami, I have to say I've been looking forward to this because I love smoking and hot women. Who wouldn’t want to play here? After an injury to Tannehill last year they brought in one of DFO’s favoUrites. I hope the cat hasn’t taken his laissez faire attitude elsewhere.

Goddess II – Episode 3

theeWeeBabySeamus - February 16, 2018February 16, 2018

[Mandalay Bay Poker Room, Almost Two Hours Later] The tournament has whittled its way down to only three. balls, tWBS and yes...the OBfP. But OBfP's stack of chips has dwindled over the past few hands and she's becoming desperate. The dealer shuffles and begins dealing the next hand. Just then, tWBS feels

Offseason Qb Interviews. Arizona edition.

litre_cola - February 14, 2018February 13, 2018

I love the desert, maybe I can squeeze some golf in after the interview. It’s so handy that the stadium is so close to the metro area and Sky HarboUr…… It has proven to be very successful for the local hockey heroes, their attendance is through the roof and they

DFO University – Sex 2

ballsofsteelandfury - February 14, 2018February 10, 2018

Or 3. Or many more for that matter. Good morning class! LOVE the enthusiasm, but let's hold all questions until later. Yes, Ms. Spears, I'll see you after class. Please bring Ms. Song with you. Don't get too excited, Ms. Song, I'll only need you to man the camera. Which brings us to

Goddess II – Episode 2

theeWeeBabySeamus - February 9, 2018February 8, 2018

[Sedona, Arizona, The Following Morning] Leticia (banging on bathroom door): Hey!!!! Have you got all your things ready? The bellhop will be here for our bags soon. You're already gorgeous anyway. Hurry the hell up, would you? Vanessa (from inside bathroom): Almost done. Just a another minute!!! Leticia: *sigh* There's a knock at the