This is not where I parked my car!

ballsofsteelandfury - January 12, 2016January 11, 2016

Entropy made a comment in Hippo's Monday post that alluded to the NFL turning into the NBA so gradually we didn't even notice. Truth be told, I'd had the same thought over the course of this weekend. It is disturbing for sure. I thought about writing up a post, but it's

Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

The Maestro - January 8, 2016January 8, 2016

With Fantasy Football now finished for the season (boooo), the Mailbag is now transitioning to that of a grab bag - your sex lives can still get plenty of attention, but anything goes for questions now! Sports! Violence! Inventions! Whatever ya got, it's all on the table here. So welcome back!

A New Year’s message from Kenny Rogers

ballsofsteelandfury - January 3, 2016

(You are reading this because Balls of Steel is a horrible gambler and decided that Blake fucking Bortles actually had a chance against the Mighty Hoyer Country.) Kids, gather 'round ole Kenny. I'm gonna tell ya 'bout the man that taught me everything I know about bettin'. Yup, the ORIGINAL gambler

In Which We Rank The Christmas Songs That Don’t Suck

The Maestro - December 23, 2015December 23, 2015

There's a ton of shitty Christmas music out there. Of course, some might argue that it's in perfect proportion to the amount of shitty music that's out in the rest of the year, but the tricky thing about music for the holiday season is that even if a song is

Christmas Lights: A Discussion

laserguru - December 17, 2015December 17, 2015

To clear the air, I haven't been religious since I was eight years old. I would be an atheist but I don't have the energy for it. Besides, I feel if you take the time to actually have a belief system, it's really not that different than believing in religion. I

Back With More Of Your Phone Calls After This Time Out

blaxabbath - December 9, 2015December 9, 2015

The drive from Phoenix to Las Vegas isn't too bad until you approach the state border (Home of the Pat Tillman Shot Dead By Your Own Country And Poorly Covered Up In An Attempt To Spin Your Fratricide Story Into A Recruiting Campaign Better Than Army Strong Bridge) and then you're

Jingle Balls – A BOS Offtopic discussion – My favorite LA Christmas movies

ballsofsteelandfury - December 4, 2015December 3, 2015

Most people will have a certain movie or set of movies that mean Christmas to them. "It's a Wonderful Life" is one example. You can probably think of many others sifting through the channel listings this month. Hell, some young people are growing up now with those Hallmark movies that

DFO Prediction Contests Update – Week 13

ballsofsteelandfury - December 2, 2015December 1, 2015

That's exactly what our leaders got this week. How much? READ ON! DFO Spreads Wide (picking against the spread, Prize = A grab at OSZ’s bag of goodies) Sunrisesunrise's lead is now four over King Hippo and five over the king in yellow. The rest of the pack has fallen back. Unless