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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Offseason Report #2
As I mentioned previously, it’s been quite an off-season. Similarly to the NFL, the first major event after the last game was the start…
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Have Your Say: The 1st Annual DFO Commentist Survey
Well, DFO, the offseason is here, and while normally it’s a dark and depressing time for all of us football fans, there’s reason yet…
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Balls’ Offseason Plans
Well, here we are again at the end of a NFL season. Things may seem bleak. Maybe as bleak as my Cure-inspired middle of…
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I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream, “Starscream!”
FINALLY, someone is asking for my opinion. For too long I have lived in the shadow of that blowhard Megatron. The Autobots would have…
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El Contador escoje el ganador del Super Bowl
Hello! I’m Cyrill Figgis, otherwise known as El Contador. So, Ms. Archer told me (more like directed) me to write up a Super Bowl…
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DFO’s Pro Bowl Gambling Spectacular! Part I
Since betting on the Pro Bowl is the most insanely stupid thing anyone can do, you bet your sweet ass that we are all…
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FYM: Capsaicin
An incredibly handsome internet writer lounges on a couch. A pair of adorable animals are cuddled together in his lap. [blinks] Hmm, my eye…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
Man, the Steelers are so, so fucked. No Le’Veon Bell, THE BEN can’t throw more than probably 10 yards, and now no Antonio Brown.…
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Go West, Young Chip
Wellllllll…. this should be interesting… Charles E. “Chip” Kelly has accepted the position of head coach of the Santa Clara San Francisco 49ers. I mean, when…
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Coach Zimmer Prepares for the Offseason
{ Interior Vikings team HQ, Eden Prairie Minnesota} Coach Zimmer: “Well, that’s about the last of the team interviews. Guess there’s nothing left to…