1. Detroit Lions: These cats are all purr and no hiss. Megatron had two targets in the first game. Two! Is that how you treat a superstar? No. It IS a great way to pave your way to a loss however and that's what these rankings are all about. Chunk
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Finals Week One
Programming Note: I decided to post this on the eve of Finals Week Two because 1) NFL just started WOOOOOOOO!!! 2) this post was going to get drowned out with all the NFL #content, and 3) This is a Late Night sport and it deserves a Late Night post. So, did
An American Football Fan in Paris
As many DFOers/Kommentists/DFOoses/whatevers know, our own Old School Zero is currently training for a cheese eating/surrendering contest by exploring France from the tip of her Eiffel Tower to the taint of her Larzac Valley. 'Twasn't shortly after arriving in Paris that he intrepidly snapped this photo: Since he didn't get a
The Nateural: Just The Beginning
Nate Boyer: Well, it was a good run. All I ever asked for was a chance and the Seahawks gave me that. It's a business and, as it goes, I guess it was my time to go. It was a rush that I'll never forget. But it feels weird to
DFO Late Night / International Open Thread
Howdy y'all! I know a lot of us are concentrated in the North American time zones, but there are also a lot of us that live in other parts of the world such as the UK, Australia, and parts beyond. This post is for you. Hey, it may be lunchtime
TWITTER JUST GOT THE SEXIEST IT WILL EVER BE
Pete Carroll’s Konspiracy Theory Korner
Hear me out. I know you guys are a little skeptical about the fact that jet fuel can't melt steel. Lookit, all I can tell you is that you need to look DEEPER. Like super deep. Get back to me on that. Today, I've come to you with a big scoop!
AN EARNEST RESPONSE: PENIS PENIS PENIS
DFO Open House
/sets up sign outside //takes fresh baked cookies out of oven and puts them on a rack to cool /// puts out punch and pie Oh, Hi there! Didn't expect you so early. No, please, come in and take a look around! (newcomer eyes place suspiciously) Let me tell you a little bit about the
So Long (heh, LONG), and Thanks For All the Dick Jokes.
This post is more about me and how I feel today than about today’s bad news, but I hope you enjoy it anyway. The news today that Mike Tunison, AKA Christmas Ape, resigned as editor-in-chief of KSK was not wholly unexpected, but it still stings. For me personally, I found KSK