Your Half-assed 2017 Pittsburgh Steelers Season Preview

ballsofsteelandfury - August 15, 2017August 14, 2017

So, this feels appropriate. Originally, WCS was going to write the bulk of this preview while I, the "recovering" Steelers fan was going to add in some comic relief and rejoice in the fact that I don't give a fuck if Ben dies on the field or not, if Mike

A Completely Neutral, Thorough Preview of the AFC Championship Game

WCS - January 21, 2017January 20, 2017

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WCS: Well, strangely enough, the Steelers are in the AFC Championship Game. Again. Oh, and it's against the Patriots. Again. This after being 4-5 at one point in November. They've since run off nine-straight wins, won the AFC North, and got through their first two playoff games. Mike Tomlin and

25 NFL Questions From An Uninformed And Easily Distracted Fan: Week 7

Cuntler - October 27, 2016October 27, 2016

As an homage to the overused sports writing trope of “[X number] Burning, Itching, Throbbing Questions for [X Team/X Sport/X League]”, I present to you a list of questions that I, an uninformed and easily distracted NFL fan, had after Week 7. This week, I watched a little bit of the

Your 2016 Half-Assed Pittsburgh Steelers Season Preview

ballsofsteelandfury - September 2, 2016September 2, 2016

Yes, you will be shocked and amazed that it took three full-grown adults (and I say the word "adult" in the most sarcastic way possible) to put this together. To be fair, there are REASONS! Mainly one of us not named Balls or Sill put one past the goalie, got his wife

2015 Pittsburgh Stillers Bye Week Injury Report

WCS - November 24, 2015November 24, 2015

STILLERS BYE WEEK RECAP WCS: 6-4 and in the Wild Card position. Not too bad considering the Stillers look more like a triage unit during an outbreak of EbolaAIDS. /DeAngelo Williams' ankle explodes The Stillers have started four kickers since the preseason, three quarterbacks, lost All-Pro center and Aaron Hernandez Fan Club president

The First Real Open Thread of the Season!

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - September 10, 2015September 10, 2015

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Holy crap, it's here. We have ACTUAL, COUNTING FOOTBALL for the first time in roughly 10 quatrillion years. We've been subjected to preseason football, Ballghazi, Spygate Redux, The assorted ongoing Redskins debacle, the goddamned Patriots being your returning champions, the preseason knee apocalypses of Jordy Nelson and Kelvin Benjamin, thousands